Cursed_cotton

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When my cat got spayed, the shaved area grew back chocolate coloured

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Back door

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I can relate

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I’ve been craving this since I got over food poisoning. Two thumbs up

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Unless she’s under the duvet spooning she sleeps like a right muppet

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Found on Instagram, unsure of the context. Posh Pringles?

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Cursed_Mike

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My “5 pieces” pack of ham had not five, not six, but SEVEN slices.

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Please remember punctuation

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Try not to fork up while shaving

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Haunted Crocs

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Notification bubble on search, has anyone else come across this?

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I spent most of the day making these Dark Chocolate & Cherry Blast-off Brownies from scratch with my favourite strain Skywalker OG - roughly 20mg per piece

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Bueno “Cruffin”. A swirled croissant cooked in a muffin tin, filled with Kinder Bueno ganache and rolled in sugar.

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The wind blew this full plant pot so hard that it impaled my grans tree

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Homemade pet cat taxidermy

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I found this photo several months after it was taken. It was on my spare android phone I use for games and the only photo, taken 21 Jan ‘21 18:59 I have no memory of taking it.

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“Full English Breakfast”

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Why not upgrade when you replace your mirror?

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Caught my reflection and thought I looked cute

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Public Toilet: someone lit sliced mushrooms on fire with toilet roll then urinated on it to put it out. Why?

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Cursed_Piano

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Find the little common Vole

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Microwave porridge, crispy M&M’s, fig.

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Excuse me sir, I believe I heard the fridge open?

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Waiting for a treat! Meet our boys Maple & Syrup

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Can’t find a use for your dead pet mouse? Try this!

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Find the “Speckled Wood” butterfly

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Find the robin (easy)

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The perils of moving

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There’s a squirrel here somewhere

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Is that, catdogs’ parents?

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Find the squirrel (easy one for my first)

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After a 15 hour shift, there’s nothing better than my favourite breakfast of Brussels Pate with Franks’ Fire Roasted Jalapeno sauce on buttered toast.

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MFW I’ve just binged every single post on r/parallelview

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Found on my Instagram stories. Guess which country this “created” in...

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Mice. 10lb bag $1.00

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Always in my mom

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Found on r/documentaries

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With all of the negative comments recently, I thought I’d add my positive experience from today

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Urine and Gin. Not quite a Pangalactic Gargleblaster...

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A team effort head pat

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I’m getting these things on my Facebook which is attached to no other accounts and has zero friends

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This strawberry looks like an avocado for ants

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I thought I’d give this Iceland Curry another go after a month recovery. Why have I done this

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This oddly exotic flower at my bus stop

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This curry I’m about to eat is named after Death Personified

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The barcode on this Kabuto Noodles pot

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Jack Sparrow’s less interesting brother

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