Today it was me who rolled into the shop. Got offered a position as a T4 Technician at a Honda dealership for way more money I was making at my last two shops.3yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Another tech lifted the hood, went 'Oh fuck no' and drove the car back out of the shop. I've become the Shop Animal Wrangler.2yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Which is the correct way. Wrapped around the side or Over-Under?1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Today I started possibly one of the longest games of tic tac toe ever.5yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Specialized mount for compressing a vehicles suspension to properly preload and tighten suspension bolts during service1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/specializedtools
C/A Strange smell in the car. Other techs say it's a rat. I say it's a forgotten pet hamster.1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
When you work at Honda but a mysterious Mercedes box appears in your bay, what do you do?1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Goddamnit Honda. You were the chosen one, meant to have easy to work on cars....2yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Rolled out of the shop temporarily since I'm heading off to Honda Headquarters for a week of training. Had to leave a note while I was gone1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Ive been permanently hiding ads from companies by viewing 'Why am I seeing this'. Until just now, when Facebook's automated systems determined I am abusing that feature.4yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/assholedesign
Manager: Corporate needs you to flag 40 hours every week as a Senior Tech. Exhibit A of how the weeks usually are....3yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Someone has come lurking in my lower caverns, searching for his 'Top'1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/dwarffortress
Long ago in Classic, I tried breeding giant alligators for food, materials and defense. Now......we try again1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/dwarffortress
Ended a day of work to discover a little bird bro chilling In front of the Service Writers desk, but wouldn't react to being handled...1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Four miles on the odometer, hasn't even been delivered. Something fucky happened before delivery11mo ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
2018 Accord came in a few weeks ago for an A/C Blows hot complaint. Vehicle would never hold a vacuum. None of the other techs could see this when I said 'Tell me whats wrong with the High-charge port'3yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Helped the Lyrans push off a Clan Jade Falcon assault on their planet and......thanks?1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Battletechgame
Older Honda's can be pretty things when taken care of with regular oil changes5yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
It's been two months and a PTZ that looks over our car inventory storage has remained untouched and unrepaired1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/techsupportgore
Where can I find the sadistic fucks who designed this shit bucket. Also sales can eat a hot dick for not wholesaling this car3yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Mistakes can happen to anyone, no matter how careful you are and even more so at the end of a long work day and you're eager to go home. Caught my own fuckup this morning.3yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Finally had to make my first custom tool. I give you the J-U1D10T, GM Oil Pressure Sensor tool for GM 3.6 engines. Used to crack them loose and torque to spec without bending power steering hardlines out of the way or fighting the PS return line.3yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
I am a professional mechanic and today EKD's car is in my bay. Having this chance, I've made a little note for him.3yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/starcitizen
The new apprentice was hired off the street (parking lot) and proceeded to bring all work to a grinding halt for 10 minutes4yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
This is why sales isn't allowed to order their own parts to save a buck. Now they're gonna have to pay the labor for the same job twice2yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Older Mechanic in the shop couldn't figure out why the car wouldn't run despite having fuel, spark and 150 compression on all cylinders...1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
I forgot dragons were not cage trap immune and now I can plan some FUN defenses1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/dwarffortress
I'm a first-year technician in a shop that doesn't rebuild engines. I've been rebuilding one of my own to learn and finally have it looking like an engine again after months.4yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
I've been waiting TWO GODDAMN WEEKS for this backordered part and this is how it arrived...2yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
My favorite tool for removing adhesives left behind from stick on wheel weights WITHOUT gouging up the rims1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Tools
Was running a Khom+Umbra Lazy Index Run. A might MR25 took personal offense to my minmaxing. Don't be this guy6yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Warframe
Well..........fuck. Guess it's time to show this noble the Cask of Amontillado1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/dwarffortress
I don't care if some purists will call her a 'tarted up' Civic Si. She's MY tarted up Civic Si1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Acura
This '61 Old N Long boy rolled into the shop with some coolant in the oil4yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Ringing in the new year at work because we absolutely need technicians on the day after new years when everyone is hung over and sleeping in.....3yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
My son knows how to drive a manual transmission and couldn't do this. This is a failure of YOUR car3yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
RINO's rattling their sabres, calling for Civil War once again but they forget how it really would go down....1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Shops been dead all day. So that means time to clean... and discover the fire extinguishers around the shop.4yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
It's always that relaxing, big job at the end of the work week that decides to have some bullshit from the last technician...1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
I'm happily employed but I leave the door cracked for a competitive offer. But all I get are recruiters who can't outright state the wage range they offer.1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/recruitinghell
Nothing says GOP more than abandoning your responsibilities as your citizens freeze to death due to your policy decisions3yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
There's a thing about Homesickness and the Swiss. Bringing home to 'home' makes it a bit more tolerable1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Switzerland
99 F450. Thought we had a Mustang in the lot until I got to actually look. Meth Strike to the underbody.4yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Two different cars, three years apart in MY, same damage in the same area. '17 & '20 Civic CVTs. Thank you Mr Mouse for turning warranty into gravy pay2yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Thanks Chevy for the battery location. Makes me glad I'm not a Roadside-battery tech because this shit is stupid for consumers.5yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Baby Daddy posts vague 'sad' status. Baby Momma comes in and shuts that shit down7yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/cringepics
'There's a shortage of skilled technicians, how do we attract top talent?' Let's just make job postings that just contain what we expect from them and offer absolutely nothing in regards from what they should expect from working for us.....Pay? No. Benefits? Nada. Location of the job? Not likely1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/recruitinghell
I suspect there is much FUN for the goblin hordes when they make the mistake of sieiging this fortress.3yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/dwarffortress
I work a dealership that sells Japanese cars. Which means I need to buy Japanese tools for their japanese fasteners. My new additions.3yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Tools
Don't forget. Beware of shitbags like this trying to get you either A) Banned, B) Scammed or D) Robbed5yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Flipping
How to flush your wallet and the customers. Service writer sold everything on the top yesterday off a simple oil change. Today it comes in with P0430.....2yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Of course this is the last car at the end of a slow day. Bonus points, it's an employee's family's car, previously serviced at this exact shop by a tech who no longer works here....3yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Appears my Fortress will be where HIV originates. Dwarves, resist your temptations4yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/dwarffortress
Visual inspection of timing belts are an important part of vehicle maintenance.5yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
It takes 2 seconds to make sure you're putting a caliper back on. Take the time to do it right and not put your fucking customer's life on the line5yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Today almost ended in disaster for a technician in the future.2yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
C/S Key intermittently doesn't lock/unlock doors or is detected by the car1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Shout out to you FCA for the best lug nuts in the industry and the tire monkey who torqued these to spec....3yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
I spent 20 minutes looking for this fucking thing beneath the car when I dropped it working overhead and didn't hear it hit the ground.2yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
One is approved by Subaru for removing old head gasket material from the gasket mating surface, and the other has a GM TSB stating not to use it for gasket removal near any critical parts of an engine....which one did my boss use?4yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Work Wife did a little HV work today but didn't know how to properly inspect the safety equipment before work....to the trash they go1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/OSHA
1991 F250. All of this for a oil pan gasket leak and rear main seal. Thanks Ford for roleplaying as a German in the early 90s5yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Thanks for the quality part that was dented during fucking packaging apparently5yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
NTD My dealer cut $140 off it's normal price because he needed to get rid of it. So I couldnt help but snatch up the 3/8 to match my 1/2. Finally retired my HF torque wrenches.5yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Tools
One of my Iron Warriors fell in battle, but was resurrected as an intelligent undead by a passing necromancer. But he doesn't appear on the lists to add back into the military....1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/dwarffortress
2010 Odyssey has some unusual degradation hidden beneath spark plug tube seals.2yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Wear your goddamn PPE when wire wheeling. That includes jackets. This could be your eyeball5yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Towed in for no crank. Sat for a week until warranty company approved new starter. Begin disassembly and discover vehicle does not have a lower airbox or air filter. Last serviced at a dealership4yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
NBD: Rolled into the shop after a 60% off retail price w/ trade in of my two-level Homak box4yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Tools
All I wanted was a nice Saturday morning installing a cam seal plug.....4yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Why is it that recruiter's cannot outline salary/compensation and always resort to 'It's based off experience and technical skills'1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/recruitinghell
Love them or hate them, I call them job security specialists1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
6 Months since I started as a non-certified Honda technician. Been tracking my billed vs clocked for productivity. Do these numbers look ok?2yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Writer: Its a warranty diagnostic Me: Warranty doesn't cover FOD1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Rat made a snack of the harness. Replacement harness arrived with smashed A, B and C plugs and pins. 99 TL3yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
C/S noise front right front wheel. Noise still persisted after replacing the bad hub bearing in this Cadillac Discord5yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Work Wife was walking by after finishing a HV Battery install. I asked him if he learned how to safety check them yet before work. He didn't.....1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Today is suffering day. Thought it was a simple AC diagnosis till I saw R1234y on the hood label and now I have to use this monstrosity for the first time3yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Is SEVEN torque wrenches enough for a dealer tech? (4x 1/2, 3x 3/8)3yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/ToolTruckTools
This 'Manager' thought it was adequate to try and poach talent from an Industry that pays $63k a year at the absolute bare minimum with an offer of $58k....1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/recruitinghell
Of course this would roll in on a '1st time customer' that's in for an AAA Oil change special that only pays 0.15.....3yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Not every day something explodes across the shop and confuses everyone, but today's the day. 101 degrees outside, 9-something inside3yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Noticed a head on my shop neighbors bench for a few days, went to take a peak and hear the story and was left in awe of the absolute destruction that took place.3yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
2017 Nii-san Rogue. Brawndo Fuel Mutilator, it's what engines crave4yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
A few weeks ago. I couldn't believe a AC recharge was required for a simple radiatior replacement. I was wrong.....3yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
When you need to hire from Craigslist to make yourself appear popular...7yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/sadcringe
0.33 Hours later, and discovering all our larger bore cobalt drills are already dull and won't cut, and the boss won't order more. So he's calling a stop on the entire job and sending it somewhere else.3yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
2010 Civic. C/s made a loud noise and wouldn't drive forward anymore.4yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
This shit is the worst. There should be NO BIDDING PHASE for items with 50+ available for sale....7yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/blackdesertonline
Didn't quite roll into the shop but rolled into the driveway entrance. Then made the mistake of trying to roll back...3yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
1966 Valiant. C/S Car might have exhaust leak. Please locate source of exhaust leak.3yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
On the topic of lift and lift safety, I present to you, the only two post lift in the entire (2 man) shop that's 'been that way for five years and nothing's happened to it'4yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
I see your fancy 'throw-it-in-a-pile'-table and raise you my 'throw-it-in-a-pile'-service cart and 'organizer' tray.4yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Tools
C/s power steering inop. Pump leaking, replaced. Rack leaking, replaced. Issue persists. Found blocking the fluid return inlet4yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
02 CRV didn't have compression on cylinder 4, two months ago. This week it got a new valve from my coworker1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Something nice for a change. 180k mile '66 Mustang in for service and a bad window regulator5yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
This absolute unit of a drain plug rolled into the shop. Had to search all over the shop for a 1 3/16 socket4yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
For your downvoting pleasure, I present to /r/Blackdesertonline, a 90%-100% accurate map of every Elite mob location in Gahaz Bandits7yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/blackdesertonline
Nissan Rogue rolled back into the shop. No Brawndo, but someone keeps fucking with my client, even forcing the locking gas cap4yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Water pump belt tensioner was NOT having a good time. Drove into the parking lot and then into the shop somehow.4yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Thank you to the Sears Tech who tightened this to the point an impact to remove this oil filter cap.4yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Squeaky belt and bad battery led to this. Why can't a belt change be simple Toyota. And thanks to the previous tech who gave the pivot bolt on the alternator all the ft lbs4yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
The Highboy and Temporarily very-low boys. Trading engines with each other. Only one of them can be put on a lift due to the Highboys transfer case.4yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Started working for a TeleComm company. After 3 weeks, Ive finally been able to put together my toolkit6yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Tools
Also rolled into the shop, two weeks ago. Driveway mechanic turned glorified tire/lube technician ready for almost damn near anything5yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
BDO Players gather to vanquish BDO's final world boss, hopefully for good.6yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/blackdesertonline
Another day, another AC diagnosis...I wonder if he calls the AC company for his house not pushing out the exact same air temp that's on the thermostat screen.3yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Did inspection report. Made note brake pad thickness was perfectly acceptable on front brakes but rear drums needed new shoes. Got told later 'Alright we're doing brakes all around'. Fucking really?4yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
when that big heavy line job went perfectly and comes in 1,000 miles later with a leak....1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
I've seen some dumb things under a car, but this is one of the few smart ones. Could be better hidden though4yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Changed careers from Telecommunications to Automotive Mechanic. My machined billet socket organizers arrived today5yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Tools
C/S Starter is inopt. Husband purchased and installed new starter from VatoZone but issue persists. Please diagnose...3yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Tell me you work for Honda without telling me you work for Honda. DIY Hung Gar Rings1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
/u/schlucks embodiment was close to BDO's PvP. A small edit was needed for the TRUE BDO PvP experience7yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/blackdesertonline
Always remember to change cabin filters, but doubly do when you're a chain smoker who closes off the outside air vents. Smells worse than it looks4yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Success. Reporting MLM's on Google Maps as Private Residences. Thanks for the idea Reddit6yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/antiMLM
This new Verizon ad, a few months after they throttled California Firefighters services while fighting a devastating wildfire5yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
C/S Sales states A/C Blowing warm. '19 CR-V Used Car with both hoses replaced in Feb 2021....2yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Oil plug fell out while driving and now knocks at 2.5k RPM and above...1yr ⋅ ArmaSwiss ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
