Please don’t tell mom

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I left my artichoke out of the fridge and it bloomed

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My artichoke blossomed

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Cat.

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HMB while I go horse surfing

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HMB whilst I backflip off this wooden tower

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Hold My Smirnoff Ice whilst I slide face first into the wall

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Hollywood hates gingers

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Schulz podcast was good but this was all I could hear after awhile

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HM Malt Liquor while I cross the street

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HMB while I double backflip onto my neck

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Idiot headbutts coffee table

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HMB while I jump my bike over seven friends

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HMB while I get rid of this bucket

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HM Juice Box while I jump off this swing

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Idiot fights lawn chair and ladder

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HMB while I shoot a rocket at my balls

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Updated JRE quarantine bingo

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HMB while I get out of my car

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Captain 'Murica

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me irl

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Hoping this is fake news

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HM Juice Box while I prank this Muslim

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me irl

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Woman fights fence

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Psychedelisphere

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me_irl

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HMB while I empty the pool

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HMB while I mountain bike over this canyon

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We wuz kangz

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HMB while I cut this branch from atop this ladder

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me irl

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HMB while I drive this toy truck downhill

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HMB while I smash my head through the coffee table

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HMB while I fire this tiny cannon

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HMB while I shout insults at this gangsta

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HMB while I light my face on fire

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HMB while I break the ice

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HMB while I drift in this Honda

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HMB whilst I overfill the gas tank

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HMB while I learn to ride this dirt bike

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HMB while I unicycle on a cliff

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HMB whilst I play guitar and karate chop these flaming boards

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HM Cosmo while I prank my roommate

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HMB while I drive my tractor up this hill

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me irl

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HMB while I unload my boat

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HMB while I go for a ride on this backhoe

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HMB while I jump over this moving car

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HMB while I test out this air compressor

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New ski long jump world record at 250 meters just set by Peter Prevc

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HMB while I fix this A/C unit

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Hold My Bucket

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HMB while I jump over this pool in my Jeep

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Redneck Ninja

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HMB while I break into this store

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HMB while I go bungee jumping

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me irl

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Thoughts on reposts

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Friend just posted this on FB. Looks like he nailed his woodshop final.

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HMB while I throw 50 knives

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Viking hindsight

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