This guy showed up in my house and keeps demanding beer. Not sure what to do11mo ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/GraveyardKeeper
Today I finally bit the bullet and joined the ranks of The Rock, Luthor and Picard by giving up on trimming my balding head, and just wet shaved it all off. I think it turned out alright!5yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/pics
My son and I don't live together. We got dressed in separate houses today. We did not plan this...10yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/pics
The Olsen twins look like the owners of a spooky, remote hotel in a Del Toro movie nowadays5yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/pics
MRW, as a 38yr old, I get a Victory Royale in my first ever Fortnite match, only to be told by my 15yr old son that the first match is all bots4yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Anyone been to The Ivy? This dude scared the shit outta me first time I used the loo there1yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/brighton
I'm a 42yr old man and this is Entwhistle Pennyflute, the squirrel plushie I take to bed with me every night. Never grow up, hug all the critters you can11mo ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/squirrels
Very lucky to have a job where I can explore the galaxy whilst I'm working!5yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/EliteDangerous
For my partners 50th I had her favourite local artist paint her portrait as a witch and her familiar1yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/pics
Tempting, but no thanks. Found at the Bodyworks exhibit in Berlin1yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/dontputyourdickinthat
Bought myself some glass and an adaptor for my Crafty Plus. I'm never going back. This setup is incredible!3yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/vaporents
The symmetry of my early game landing zone is beyond satisfying to me4yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/SurvivingMars
Just occurred to me, how is my man Franklyn extracting data from shiny discs without a computer?1yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/Dinkum
The only renegade out of 100+ colonists is a senior in my retirement dome. Behold! The twisted face of dissent!4yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/SurvivingMars
As a surprise for my partners 50th I had her favourite local artist paint her as a witch and her familiar1yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/brighton
MRW I'm working my shitty minimum wage job, worrying about having to pay for a new clutch on my car, when I see that multi-millionaire Tamara Ecclestone has had £50 million worth of jewellery stolen4yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Best avoid Victoria Gardens today. There's been an overnight infestation of Morris Dancers.2yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/brighton
Erm, is anyone a trained paramedic? I think I might have injured my shoulder1yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/Dinkum
I woke up in a dream. I stepped out of my bed and fell forever. Is this real life?1yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/Dinkum
Looked down at my hand and saw this. Wolf mouse mat. LED gaming mouse. Wrist support. Should I be worried guys??4yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
WTF Instagram?? What kind of basement dwelling deviant do you think I am??4yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Theres a special place in hell for the person who invented alphabetical keypads4yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/funny
Got home today to find Loki had crossed the rainbow bridge. He'd previously battled a nasty infection, but I guess it had already done the damage. He will be missed. He deserved better than me.5yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/RATS
The living dead everywhere. Food and water scarce. Dies in a freaking car accident.4yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/projectzomboid
Lost my Fury 2 mouthpiece at a Halloween party this weekend. My friend just called to say he'd found it!4yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/vaporents
This is Odin Allflavour. The last drip of every empty bottle, the last drop of every changed tank. All combined into one. I have no doubt it will be disgusting, but life is nothing without risk5yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/Vaping
This jewellery box has been in my family for at least 50 years. Now it has a new purpose!5yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/Vaping
The Beast is back handcheck! My favourite mod has been resurrected from the dead after I received a replacement battery door from Dovpo!4yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/Vaping
My lunch. A Pizza Hut pizza with KFC Popcorn Chicken and sweetcorn ON A GRAVY BASE!!4yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
How I felt when the company I interviewed for today called me back just now to tell me I got the job.12yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/community
Found on the FB page of someone making aggressively racist comments.. Mother of God.9yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/badtattoos
Follow up post: Well it looks shithouse, but it's a better fix than nothing I guess!4yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/Vaping
Work Handcheck. Aegis Solo running a Falcon 2. Jesus this thing hits like a truck!3yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/Vaping
MRW my mother finally succumbs to brain cancer on Mother's Day, knowing full well she'd think that kind of irony was hilarious4yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Jennifer Tilly turns 61 in a month. Let's just appreciate that fact for a moment.5yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/pics
Customers reaction when I mention to my colleague I'm going for lunch after having seen zero customers all morning7yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Forgot to buy mesh strips. Had to cut my own from a roll of mesh tape I had lying around. Didn't do too bad I think!4yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/Vaping
A continent on fire. War brewing in the Middle East. Civil unrest across the globe. Climate change threatening to kill us all. This is what the Daily Star chose to run with on the front page today4yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/pics
MRW I crush my foot with a pallet truck at work, causing yet another minor injury to myself.4yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Authentic Z problem? Can't upgrade Duffelbag despite having all the necessary materials. Anyone got any ideas?1yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/projectzomboid
This is Spike. He's 15 years old, asthmatic and has a completely reconstructed, metal implanted pelvis following a nasty car accident 10 years ago. I present him to you because he's one of the hardyist, soppiest buggers I know.11yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/aww
Sorry for the shitty quality, but this happened to me 5 minutes after opening. Refilling my Topside when the juice lid popped off and sprayed all over me and the counter surface. FML4yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/Vaping
I work almost 10hrs a day in a tile shop. This is literally the only seat we have to sit on in that 10 hours. Comfy!4yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/pics
Just a quick reminder to all you Brits, THIS is the man that wants you to pay £500,000 to make Big Ben go 'Bong' for Brexit. Sleep tight.4yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/pics
My 11yr old sons reaction during the main event at the WWE Live show we went to for his birthday.9yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Put on a random playlist at work to try and appease everyone and this song comes on. I almost started crying.4yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
Staying in a hotel, my son asked why there was a picture of a man trying to drown a woman on the wall...12yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/funny
I'm transitioning my chops back into a full beard in time for Download Festival in June. Big metal beard on its way!12yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/beards
MRW someone submits a letter of no confidence in the Prime Minister, but that person is Jacob Rees-Mogg5yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Discovered another trespasser had been squatting overnight this time (MIC)7yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/brighton
Not sure how well this one will go down here. Relaxing with my chops and my pipe after a long work day.11yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/beards
Seems I somehow missed my 1 year Reddit anniversary. So here's a picture of me handfeeding a wallaby.12yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/pics
I don't know about the weather where you are, but here on the south coast of England it's taken a turn! Wrapped up chops!12yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/beards
Just used Body Shop Coconut Oil Hair Shine on a friends recommendation. Never felt so luxurious!11yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/beards
This is taped behind the toilet where I just started work. I appreciated both the sentiment and the grammar13yr ⋅ Arkaboop ⋅ r/funny
