Note to self: don't drink the phyrexian oil at jin gitaxias's house1yr ⋅ Arjahn ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
When the Fighter you just healed for 50 points made one death save and says lucky rolls are what saved him.4yr ⋅ Arjahn ⋅ r/dndmemes
If this post receives 3000 upvotes, /r/circlejerk will become an Ernie Sanders-themed subreddit. Today's post has been brought to you by the letter fuck the b's and fuck the mods7yr ⋅ Arjahn ⋅ r/circlejerk
When the Fighter who keeps bragging about never getting hit fails his save against Disintegrate4yr ⋅ Arjahn ⋅ r/dndmemes
Is it just me or does this dude from Xanthar's have a ridiculously large head?5yr ⋅ Arjahn ⋅ r/dndnext
[Fulfilled Request] Mirror Mirror on the Wall, who's the squad to trump them all?6yr ⋅ Arjahn ⋅ r/TheSquadOnPoint
J.J. Abrams on introducing Gay characters to Star Wars: I just wanted someone to suck my dick on screen and not on r/movies for once.7yr ⋅ Arjahn ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
When I get fired from my job as a Stormtrooper for failing to land a single shot on the Jedi and I have to explain to my mom why I'm moving back in with her on the same day5yr ⋅ Arjahn ⋅ r/raimimemes
Deadpool. If this post gets 50 uphoots, this will become a Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole sub.7yr ⋅ Arjahn ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
I just realized that The Owls of Gahoole is one of the very, very few owl/bird movies where a character is not motivated by the death of a loved one or some kind of avian prophecy. Owlie the Owl was chosen simply because he was a good owl, and joined because it was the right thing to hoo.7yr ⋅ Arjahn ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Noah Bradley Cured My Leprosy With His $60 Playmats Praise Be Unto Him4yr ⋅ Arjahn ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
When I use two of my own monsters as tribute in order to summon the Blue Eyes White Dragon and he's immediately destroyed5yr ⋅ Arjahn ⋅ r/raimimemes
Needed some Dragon Tokens so I made one of them get mana flooded just like me5yr ⋅ Arjahn ⋅ r/magicTCG
Christopher Nolan uses actual owl nests that served in Owl War II for his new movie 'Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole' because he refuses to make them CGI. [Article in Owlspeak]7yr ⋅ Arjahn ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
oh noes!!! Xing's buggy leap is going to make him jump off that cliff!!!! upboat within the next 15 seconds so it can cooldown!!115yr ⋅ Arjahn ⋅ r/XingTian
TIL that 100% of 2015 Oscar nominees have ZERO OWLS IN THEM. Fuck the racists old white man movie awards!7yr ⋅ Arjahn ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Rewatching Digital Estate Planning when I noticed a few peculiar cheat codes.9yr ⋅ Arjahn ⋅ r/community
