The moment I realize the vibrator I ordered won't come in discreet packaging & the adult shop address will be clearly visible to the USPS/our building neighbors.

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Izzy is ready for her morning nap.

7yr ⋅

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MRW I find out my boyfriend is 10 lbs lighter than me (he's also half a foot taller). No wonder he's a better climber on the bike.

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My boyfriend joked that I only loved him for his cat. Otto is a softboi.

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This toolbag is a cycling coach pushing Herbalife.

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I meant to post this much earlier, but NBD

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Been quiet here. Introducing Izzy.

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Pizza waffles and wine because we're classy like that

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I don't really follow fashion, but I would follow Matthias Lauridsen all the way into the icy North.

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I meant to post my new bike earlier. I like to call her Malweather.

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So this is my friend Travis from Tasty Dude Films in a production still. Who doesn't like a time-traveling merman?

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