When your inner fat kid can't decide between grilled cheese and mac and cheese so you make a bastard melt baby5yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/grilledcheese
Buying a whole tenderloin to butcher yourself is so much cheaper than buying individual filet mignon pieces8yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/Frugal
It's not about the actual date. It's about the Halloween in your heart 💜🎃6yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/halloween
[homemade] Making heart shaped pasta for Valentine's day because I'm corny af7yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/food
I guess this is what I get for shitposting about alcohol and Harry Potter on Facebook...6yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/TargetedShirts
I've always wanted to go kayaking downtown (xpost /r/kayaking)6yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/Columbus
Breakups with someone you love is so much harder than with someone you hate8yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I guess the Great Dane will have to sleep somewhere else...7yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/stolendogbeds
Not getting much done working at home with Ilsa staring at me4yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/weimaraner
The good part about being fat is having more room for patches. The bad part about only using patches of bands I've seen live is living in Columbus, OH (WIP)4yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/BattleJackets
Putting jeans on straight out of the dryer this morning was a bad idea10yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you're trying to be creepy, but you still have to work in a cubicle 😑8yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks? (Xpost r/cosplay)5yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/halloween
I spent a solid five minutes getting my dog and the blanket to cooperate for this5yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/TellCersei
What's a quesadilla but a Mexican grilled cheese? Dat stretch tho6yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/grilledcheese
Accidentally summoned my period today by wearing khaki pants and having no tampons in my purse9yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Good Lord. Just saw Cinderella and now I'm going to have to jump on the Richard Madden bandwagon9yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/LadyBoners
Totally flubbed a question on a job interview today for a job I really wanted 😟7yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Does anyone else's Dane like to suck on bedding? I think it's like a security blanket for Gus6yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/greatdanes
After spending the majority of my life as an inside person, I got my first kayak today! Not the fanciest or most impressive, but I'm loving it!6yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/Kayaking
It just occurred to me that I'm 27 and I don't need my rat-hating mother's permission to buy pets. Meet Lucky and Bugsy!8yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/RATS
Ordered an iced coffee with cream. I think they forgot the coffee....4yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Was looking at the menu for a local restaurant. The phrasing on the third course... No way that wasn't deliberate6yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/theyknew
Maybe this fits better here than /r/food (they're hard to impress), I made a cheesy potato cake for a coworker who loves potatoes and hates spiders5yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Thanks Target, I'm glad I can see my chest while trying on sunglasses10yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/tall
My (over) reaction to the cute guy at my gym complimenting my nerdy shirts two days in a row11yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've wanted a Dane for so long, and we're finally getting one in May! Just put the deposit down on this heartbreaker last night. Reddit, meet Octavius (Gus for Short)7yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/greatdanes
Going through old pictures. Found Boba Fett's blop from about 8 months old. Still my baby four years later8yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/blop
This is the last picture I ever took with one of my childhood pets, Xena. She peed on me while it was being taken, likely as her last act of stubbornness8yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/beagle
Boyfriend and I made an offer on a condo that was accepted! The inspection came back appallingly bad and we have to withdraw our offer 😟7yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Brought in a birthday cake for my coworker who introduced me to The Office...6yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
SO gave me full control of decorating the bathrooms in our new condo. I'm 14 and fully embracing it7yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/im14andthisisfunny
When I pick all the things I like out of my salad and I'm left with lettuce7yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
With a little assistance from the internet, my mom figured out how to keep Dobby in their patio6yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/aww
The unfortunate result of liking both beer and Harry Potter on Facebook6yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/TargetedShirts
Made a buffalo chicken hot pocket sort of using leftover buffalo chicken, mozzarella, and crescent rolls. Wife material, right here8yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
This is Ilsa's begging face. I don't think she realizes that yarn isn't food7yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/weimaraner
Thank you, craft breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby8yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/CraftBeer
I had fun making this costume. Pretty excited I won best costume at work 😊7yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/halloween
I've wanted a Great Dane puppy for years and I finally got one,! He's sleeping on my chest right now which is so full of happiness it could burst 😁7yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/happy
When my boyfriend and 10 week old puppy are both snoring next to me in bed7yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Just returned home from a week out of town. Velcro dog hasn't left myself 💜7yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/weimaraner
My half assed young Sister Imperator costume from Indy last night 👻 killer show!!!5yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/Ghostbc
Ran out of egg noodles during my first attempt at meal prep. Beef stroganoff just doesn't look right with spaghetti7yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I don't know how to make good crust, but this is dedicated to the dude from that thread that said you can't braid white bread7yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/Breadit
Just started seeing this new guy, and as someone who hates talking on the phone...11yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Looking so sad after getting spayed and gastropexy yesterday 😢7yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/weimaraner
When people show me unsolicited pictures of their baby that I didn't want to see10yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/childfree
My three month old Great Dane has the best old man face when he's sleepy 💜7yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/aww
In my defense, I just got back from a run, so I'll be showering soon anyway...11yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
After gaining too much weight to ride for many years, I've finally lost the weight. If anybody will appreciate this, it's you guys. Just oiled up my saddle that's been collecting dust for my first lesson in years11yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/Horses
So I tripped during a job interview today and possibly sprained my ankle. I make a hell of an impression.9yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
A few co-workers are being catty about my promotion...10yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I, too, have perfected the crouch to look shorter in pictures. I'm ducking about four inches here11yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/tall
Finally got Bugsy to sit still long enough for a picture with mommy8yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/RATS
And this magazine is only two fucking years old at this point. Better late than never11yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/southpark
First time I've ever worn these heels, and the dress is a hand me down from my sister. Life is hard :(10yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Alright so I'm going for pirate, but the costume doesn't feel finished yet, suggestions anyone? I'm pretty new at this10yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/steampunk
Filet mignon and homemade poutine on a paper plate: my dinner9yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
MRW a coworker told me that at 5'10.5, I'm too tall to wear heels11yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW someone accuses me of farting. Honestly, I'm a goddamn lady...9yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Put Gotti's temporary cage next to Lucky while they get used to each other8yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/RATS
In case you need incentive to see The Hobbit... Aidan Turner. Unf!12yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/LadyBoners
The hibachi chef doesn't fucking care where your fork is12yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/firstworldanarchists
MRW I leave work early and reward myself with ice cream and beer for lunch10yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Had salsa chicken available. Wanted fancy ramen. I present my dinner of Mexican ramen a la tupperware8yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Trying to sext someone who quits responding after I've just sent something vulgar11yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Eiffel tower of dachshunds... they like to balance on each other for peanut butter12yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/Dachshund
There was a cool story behind this picture and all that, but all I noticed was the vintage tallette (x from pics)11yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/tall
One week into my new job and I hate it and I just want to go back to my old job that had a shorter commute and I could wear jeans. I'm drinking my dinner tonight9yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I hate children, someone brought a baby into work yesterday, and my period is late...10yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Oh my god I just discovered this sub. You guys will appreciate my favorite Zayn picture11yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/OneDirection
MRW I realized I bought a new pair of jeans without doing a booty check10yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Boba Fett sticks his tongue out just a little bit when he sleeps12yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/Dachshund
This tree someone posted in /r/Sweden knows what's up11yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/firstworldanarchists
Italian style pastry snacks enjoyed in the ambience of the outdoors. No just kidding, I'm eating pizza rolls in my car because my dog took too long to poop on lunch and I didn't have time to eat at home7yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
How I felt this morning when I apparently severed an artery in my knee while shaving my legs on my period10yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Your comic book store has the real thing, but my local scifi store doesn't quite have enough room, so here's the dressing room door12yr ⋅ Arbitrary_Cleverness ⋅ r/doctorwho
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