Thanks, I hate finger teeth

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And the most hair-raising

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You weren’t supposed to do that

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Every night

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The Storseisundet Bridge in Norway

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And he’ll do it again

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Priorities

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Priorities

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The first sunglasses were used 2000 years ago by Inuit hunters, to protect from the blinding glare of the snow

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Finally got the wildfire in the sock drawer under control

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[Spoiler] Did anybody else find this shot to be deeply discomforting? In the fog of the glass, he almost looks like a monster

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Not sure if this’ll float here but I think I found the perfect apple

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Surprise, motherf-

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In the movie ‘Minions’ (2015) it’s shown that the minions historically serve the most despicable people on the planet. This likely implies that the minions partook in the crimes of the Holocaust under Hitler’s Third Reich

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Well damn.

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This guy really knows his stuff

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That’s nightlife for you

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“They” just mowed down civilians

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Oh, I guess the overlords didn’t like this one

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That’s just nightlife though

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What would Kim’s approach have been to defending these knuckleheads?

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He’s just passionate about the game

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You wanna go, bro?

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On Adam Levine

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Maybe she’s just busy

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I am a being of pure, unbridled rage

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A condemning stare

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No mercy in those eyes

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Breaking Bad and BCS have permanently altered my standards for television

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Quick save by USA Today. Could have hurt the killer’s feelings

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What’s disgusting is that it really is this straightforward

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Corporations are awesome

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Blursed_Egg

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New York Times, one year ago

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I wonder how Rowling will spend the $299

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Speechless

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Rise and fall, life and death...

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The Onion’s gone to shit

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It’d be easier to name the ones I couldn’t take in a fight 😤

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I bet the media feels stupid now

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“Not yet a human”- Woman in late term pregnancy takes an abortion stance so brazen that even pro-choicers in the comments are disturbed

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That was a fucking close one

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Le quality art has not arrived

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Careful, he’s a hero

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Face me

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me_irl

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The way my brother whittled this pencil

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Fucking hero

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Courtesy of r/antifastonetoss

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I was just issued a ban for support of ‘biological terrorism,’ which I presume is Reddit lingo for holding positions which are pro-life

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They support death squads of all gender identities

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Pigdog- It’s My Party

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You know, I’m starting to wonder if maybe Fauci DID do something objectionable to beagles... 🤔

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Oww oof

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I feel like this moment of tension is under-appreciated. Chris staring vacantly at Shannan’s purse while detective Baumhover pretends not to realize its importance. He’s already nailed whether he knows it or not.

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Dumpf MURDERED BY WORDS 😆

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The black dot is Mercury in front of the sun

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Le how long is this set has arrived

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Diagram of the layers of the earth’s crust

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The textbook example

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Listen here, y’all won’t regret this purchase

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Ah yes, the parallels are innumerable

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Thought of Kubrick immediately

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One of a kind

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Le Netflix special has arrived

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Hot take there, Hillary

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Found this shiny at the golf course where I work

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Someone should explain to him that 5% does not equal 1%

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Good job, Alice! Gold star for Alice! ⭐️

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Probably been posted here before but I just saw this and couldn’t pass up the chance to share it

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Courage for $299

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A honeybee shot on a high resolution camera

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If you laugh it’s detention for all of you

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Whoof

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AOC is clearly on our side you guys

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Defiantly doing what she’s entirely free to do

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Heroic

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A modern day David Crockett

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[Spoiler] Behind the Scenes look in the writer’s room, S6E7

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He’s pretty loud about this supposedly quiet strength of his

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Star Wars saying what no one else will

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Letter from Albert Einstein to a sixth grade class, when asked: “Do scientists pray, and what do they pray for?” [Repost with credible source]

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me_irl

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Look at all those banned books for sale

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They just don’t have it in them

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Wow

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One of my favs

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Honey, the neighbors are virtue signaling again

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No one cares

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Getting arrested for a drug infraction in a foreign country? Clearly the pinnacle of courage and moral virtue

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It even has a gift shop

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Thanks for protecting us from misinformation, Ethan

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Banned, and for what? I said he said but in not so many words.

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Woman courageously holds a print made by an artist inspired by a person who stood in front of a truck.

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Absolutely typical behavior

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Denver Antifa

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Someone give Marty a pat on the head

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I guess everyone has their own unique role to play in this conflict

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Satire

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Quick, someone let all the X people know

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Literally pissing

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Ah yes, quite amazing for somebody to redefine beauty by being conventionally attractive

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Take that, republicans

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Ukrainians moved to tears by breathtaking performance

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Hit the nail on the head

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They’re literally calling themselves brave now

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Good for Canada

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Take that, Mr. President

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Such intelligence from Jimbo

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You just know this guy has had all three shots, too

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From: Candy Crush

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You may clap

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I love Tom but this comparison is extreme

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Title unneeded

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I’d listen to his album

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World’s oldest person has passed at age 119

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I love celebrities

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Can I at least get a beer?

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My God. Someone finally said it

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G R A I N C O R P S

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Oh look everyone, it’s Demi Lovato pining for relevance again

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These Redditors utterly incapable of taking a joke about their candidate in a POLITICAL HUMOR subreddit

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NEXT. FUCKING. LEVEL.

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A saint among us

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I don’t know why it sings but it does

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Letter from Albert Einstein to a sixth grade class, when asked: “Do scientists pray, and what do they pray for?”

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If not for pursuing a career as a lawyer, what other careers do you think Jimmy would have thrived in?

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This thanksgiving, let’s not forget this individual’s outstanding courage

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In honor of the revolution...

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This is retarded and I’m sorry

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Thanks to instacart, you too can eat like Lizzo

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It was a hell of a run, Pat

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Yes, I’m a nerd. Sorry

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Then leave 👉🚪

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Wow you’re so cool. Your music is so awesome

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E X X O N

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It really do be like that

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Watching the playoffs and they have this on the back of their helmets

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Racists, no racism!

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I am for real

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I’m literally shaking from the courage

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Turkey wraps on a paper plate after a long day at the factory. Maybe I’ll eat some ice cream later, who knows

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[SERIOUS] Smart doctors of Reddit who have a PhD, what’s your “Antivaxxers are really really dumb” story?

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Quiver at their morality

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Imagine being this guy’s wife

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Nothing beats Instacart sushi

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When The World Crumbles

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