I'm so conflicted.
Her ring, my voice
[homemade] Everything bagel with lox, chive and onion cream cheese, diced onion, tomato, cilantro, and salmon caviar
Marino and friends say goodbye to Toys 'R' Us
My adoring Nana and me, 1982.
Do you believe this game, Dad?! First football Sunday with the newest addition to our family. Everyone, meet our son, Cameron!
This speed limit sign with plant growth everywhere except the numbers and letters
Snapped a pic of our new pup mid-yawn and it looks like he has an insanely long tongue
Thought I had the perfect name for a musician's pupper, but everyone just thinks I'm a Star Wars nut. Say hello to Solo!
Our good boy's first trip to Home Depot
Today's my birthday. My girlfriend knows me well.
[Homemade] Paella with chicken, shrimp, and baby scallops
Stepped out of the room for a few minutes, came back to my mom feeding my newborn son a bottle and watching Scarface.
This website allows me to choose delivery by Unicycle Courier.
This wine from North Korea
[I ate] Orange creamsicle ice cream with toasted marshmallow fluff
I love you too, beer.
Wife sent me this and said he's waiting for his daddy to get home
I love you too, beer. (x-post from r/funny)
Got new furniture. The tags came in handy.
I think it's been a while since I've gone through my filing cabinet...
Netflix sure is getting specific with their categories these days.
Posted in the restroom at work. It's just common courtesy!
Rubbing salt in the wound
I was served blue chips on my JetBlue flight. Sorry for...potato quality.
This bottle of honey was made in six different countries.
She refused to re-park her tiny car after I asked politely so I could take the LAST spot. No, sorry, the car next to mine is over the line. No. It's not. But your sense of entitlement is.
The remote for my new TV has a Football button.
These guys were rolling through my neighborhood this morning. Thought the timing of the pic was perfect.
I saw a baby pig at the bar tonight. I love Austin.
Well, that's one way to close your sunroof.