I don't know why but for some reason I have been wanting to have a kid. No desire to date or be with anyone just produce an offspring. [Insert asexual reproduction joke here]

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Found in another subreddit. Sums up most guys featured here.

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My mother..

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I'm really happy to have met someone I'm romantically interested in accepting of me being gay/ace and not bouncing out.

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Of course it works when you look at it

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Every time I have an issue that can be resolved by a reboot.

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Gotta love faceless profiles. This was actually a well done one

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Cold War veteran

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Your gun powered by windows

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It's surprising how many vendors will blame our systems for the bugs in their program but can't tell you the system requirements or ports that need to be unblocked.

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A great queer coded movie and a terrible pun. Happy pride month!

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Hey, we want you to make an app that will complete with a multi billion dollar company! How does $30 sound?

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This week has been a rough one with outages and people yelling at us for random things outside of our control and a huge increase in work load. Her and others on her team reached out to express gratitude.

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When someone asks you what game you like best but you don't want to get downvoted in the main sub.

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I don't know why I expect anything different from dating apps especially ones geared towards gay men.

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I would rather take a frequent polite caller than a caller who screams at us every other month.

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Horrible ad placement...

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I jumped back into the game and been enjoying the new states. But many I can not wait for the California rework. It was a pain to get into the Oakland port. Totally wrecked and NPC's car since the road is so narrow.

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i'M gOiNg To StEaL tP fRoM bErNiE sUpPoRtErS1!1 ThEy DoN't hAvE gUnS! For the record I will try to help anyone who needs it if I can. Ask. Don't try to take it.

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Email

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Those Puppy dog eyes...

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A friend told me Microsoft is trash and they are learning a different OS so they won't have to mess with Microsoft when they work in IT... Oh my sweet summer child.

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My mom cut my dad out of my life for 7 years. Lied about him not paying child support and telling my brother and I he didn't love us. Yet she married an abusive jerk who took his rage out because I wouldn't take his last name.

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So I got back in this weekend to pay new content. Still amusing that there are enemies left in the galaxy stupid enough to challenge us.

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Everyday...

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Top of his class pls date my baby boy! It's so hard with all these feminazis and their lies - this guy's mom probably

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I've had 3 tickets like this today. No the person hasn't responded to me asking for clarification.

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Apparently our SCCM admin is bored.

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Some of these users get real pissy when you try to verify who they are. You are calling me from an unknown number Greg I just want to make sure it's you and not some phisher.

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The card I got for my birthday from my dad. Obviously not written by an IT person.

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When you ask your users what browser they are using...

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Me_irl

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Oh no! The hackers got my IP address!

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Looking for entry level IT genius to manage our enire infrastructure. Pay is $3 above minimum wage.

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Amazing how many people just send random emails asking for a password with no other context of what password they need.

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Teacher would be proud of that rocketship!

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Hey, our demo speaker isn't working.. Can you take a look?

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Creeps start at a young these days. For the record he put that he was 24 in his pof profile. He wouldn't relent until I figured out how to block him, also reported him to POF.

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Gonna save the day with this tacticool seat cover! I'm sure it will look cool with that 23.5% apr Mustang.

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I told my cousin i was looking for a pistol over Christmas. She told me she had an XD9 that she never uses and I could have it. Took it out for the first time today

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TFW when your friend becomes dead to you.

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ANNNNNNNNDDDDDD Rocketship

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Uhhhhh

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No, i don't want to upgrade to the new computers! Just fix it!

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Sometimes I stare into the Abyss and the Abyss stares back in a disapproving manner.

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But your honor, there was no way I could commit statutory rape! He said he was mature!

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Just a reminder many of us went through a boot phase. Found this clearing out my storage unit. Not so proud of this and other CDs bought at that time

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Something I noticed today while on my way to the core. Neutron Stars have gravitational lensing! Gotta Love the cool effects in game! Re-uploaded with less potato.

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Lovely message from a random stranger i have never talked to...

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Sure, that is totally what I meant be interesting

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So I browsed Barnes and Noble and found this in a Wicca Guide. I guess instead of wasting my time getting a CS degree I should have taken up witchcraft...

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I've read enough of this sub to know where this is going to end. Most of the day was like this. Hit me up. No response. Repeat.

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It appears I have joined the Billionaire Club! Would have been there sooner if it wasn't for those rebuys.

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Just take a walk it will get rid of that anxiety disorder

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What is love?

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I wonder who could pass up this wonderful person

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Sure Mr Werdna, let me drop that cargo for you... Opps! Hit the fire everything sorry about that..

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This Long-range passenger nerf has gone too far!! /s The mission gave 4 days to get to Colonia.

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You are only goth if i think you are goth! Found on Grindr

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Earth-like planet inside the Trifid Nebula!

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This was off a post about women asking their crushes out. His profile is exactly what you would expect of a niceguy

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Happy pride unless your are not black/brown and trans.

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Looks like someone got lost on a smuggling mission. 3000ly from Sol and narcotics scattered around the crash site along with 2 escape pods. I guess I got 2 extra passengers.

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You're welcome for my service Reddit. These ads are ridiculous.

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Found this going through some of my old screenshots. I love the comments though.

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[NO SPOILERS] took some pictures of butterflies yesterday. Sadly no time traveling powers.

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Only black and brown trans/femme people can have a happy pride...

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