Found in another subreddit. Sums up most guys featured here.
Cold War veteran
Of course it works when you look at it
Every time I have an issue that can be resolved by a reboot.
Gotta love faceless profiles. This was actually a well done one
Your gun powered by windows
Hey, we want you to make an app that will complete with a multi billion dollar company! How does $30 sound?
Horrible ad placement...
i'M gOiNg To StEaL tP fRoM bErNiE sUpPoRtErS1!1 ThEy DoN't hAvE gUnS! For the record I will try to help anyone who needs it if I can. Ask. Don't try to take it.
A friend told me Microsoft is trash and they are learning a different OS so they won't have to mess with Microsoft when they work in IT... Oh my sweet summer child.
So I got back in this weekend to pay new content. Still amusing that there are enemies left in the galaxy stupid enough to challenge us.
Top of his class pls date my baby boy! It's so hard with all these feminazis and their lies - this guy's mom probably
I've had 3 tickets like this today. No the person hasn't responded to me asking for clarification.
Apparently our SCCM admin is bored.
Some of these users get real pissy when you try to verify who they are. You are calling me from an unknown number Greg I just want to make sure it's you and not some phisher.
The card I got for my birthday from my dad. Obviously not written by an IT person.
When you ask your users what browser they are using...
Oh no! The hackers got my IP address!
Looking for entry level IT genius to manage our enire infrastructure. Pay is $3 above minimum wage.
Amazing how many people just send random emails asking for a password with no other context of what password they need.
Teacher would be proud of that rocketship!
Hey, our demo speaker isn't working.. Can you take a look?
Creeps start at a young these days. For the record he put that he was 24 in his pof profile. He wouldn't relent until I figured out how to block him, also reported him to POF.
Gonna save the day with this tacticool seat cover! I'm sure it will look cool with that 23.5% apr Mustang.
I told my cousin i was looking for a pistol over Christmas. She told me she had an XD9 that she never uses and I could have it. Took it out for the first time today
TFW when your friend becomes dead to you.
No, i don't want to upgrade to the new computers! Just fix it!
Sometimes I stare into the Abyss and the Abyss stares back in a disapproving manner.
But your honor, there was no way I could commit statutory rape! He said he was mature!
Just a reminder many of us went through a boot phase. Found this clearing out my storage unit. Not so proud of this and other CDs bought at that time
Something I noticed today while on my way to the core. Neutron Stars have gravitational lensing! Gotta Love the cool effects in game! Re-uploaded with less potato.
Lovely message from a random stranger i have never talked to...
Sure, that is totally what I meant be interesting
So I browsed Barnes and Noble and found this in a Wicca Guide. I guess instead of wasting my time getting a CS degree I should have taken up witchcraft...
I've read enough of this sub to know where this is going to end. Most of the day was like this. Hit me up. No response. Repeat.
It appears I have joined the Billionaire Club! Would have been there sooner if it wasn't for those rebuys.
Just take a walk it will get rid of that anxiety disorder
What is love?
I wonder who could pass up this wonderful person
Sure Mr Werdna, let me drop that cargo for you... Opps! Hit the fire everything sorry about that..
This Long-range passenger nerf has gone too far!! /s The mission gave 4 days to get to Colonia.
You are only goth if i think you are goth! Found on Grindr
Earth-like planet inside the Trifid Nebula!
This was off a post about women asking their crushes out. His profile is exactly what you would expect of a niceguy
Happy pride unless your are not black/brown and trans.
Looks like someone got lost on a smuggling mission. 3000ly from Sol and narcotics scattered around the crash site along with 2 escape pods. I guess I got 2 extra passengers.
You're welcome for my service Reddit. These ads are ridiculous.
Found this going through some of my old screenshots. I love the comments though.
[NO SPOILERS] took some pictures of butterflies yesterday. Sadly no time traveling powers.
Only black and brown trans/femme people can have a happy pride...