Remind me why I have no contact with my high school 'friends'

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Another great way to piss Mike Pence off

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Won't someone think about those poor billionares!

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All the rich do is scaremonger

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Stolen from FB, but oh so accurate!

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I swear my brain is only full of blunders

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This is freaking beautiful

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We're not in Gilead!

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Apparently I'm a rude person now?

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Happy Non-denominational seasonal festivities everyone!

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Genius idea roasting someone during a testimony!

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No touchy

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Accurate

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For some reason, sushi can become yucky very quickly

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Hey Karen, your double standard is showing!

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Feels

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Charlie Kirk praising a bomber and bringing him into the culture war. Cool and normal!

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The sky fairy will handle everything - The GOP

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This is why ppl keep it secret!

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Heads up MAGAts!

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Hypocrisy alert

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It's all a money shill to benefit the rich!

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Go fuck yourself Zuckerberg!

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I like to call it Talibangelism!

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You may not like the authentic me!

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Thank you Google

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Setting the anti-vaxxers straight

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GOP drinking the Fool-Aid

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Nope, I'm not doing this!

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sTuPiD sCiEnCe bItChzes

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I must be a socialist then?

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So how do you want us to protest, Trumpers?

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Thanks for saving us from an explosive mess

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Best reply ever

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10 minutes practicing, 1 minute actually calling

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Ummmmmmmmmm

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Seriously tho, take care of yourselves!

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Idk how I got through my degree!

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Hey Neurotypicals, pls explain!

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Srsly tho, f*ck Zoom

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So freaking annoying

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Pretty much all ammosexuals

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Alternative Biden sounds great!

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Happy holidays fellow heathens!

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I came in like a wrecking ball!

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Not feasible for me unfortunately!

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Sign me the fuck up!

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Make your mind up pls

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The Bible: Number 1 with hypocritical racists

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Get ready people for hypocritical 'christians' claiming oppression!

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Another victim in the bloody war

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Hey, he's on a soft diet for a fucking reason!

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If your pantry is tight or you're going on holiday, use tic-tac boxes for your spices

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She got owned!

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This is really fucked up!

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I'm looking at you idiot coworker or naggy Karen!

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Let the battle begin, motherfuckers!

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Spot the difference!

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And they call us lefties sheep?

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Is California no longer a communist shithole now?

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Trump is ruthless at destroying dissent!

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There also isn't any Cocaine in Coke!

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How many are on your list? I'm up to 6!

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How to keep your food dry in an Esky

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Cartoon from today's NZ Herald 😂😂

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Decisions, Decisions!

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What would Jesus Wear

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It's a guaranteed trip to hospital, Doris!

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Corn eating intensifies

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Tomi just got burnt!

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Every single boomer!

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1 load of washing = All freaking day!

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Who's Saudi Arabia's bitch again?

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Prepare your conservatives people!

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Don't fucking drag me in unless you're paying overtime!

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Contactless delivery ftw!

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Money hungry hypocrites

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Hey Nazi scum, you lost

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Seriously tho, captchas screw with my mind!

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Don't listen to your boss, join your union!

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Now that's a contactless technology I could get behind

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Autism and OCD don't mix well!

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The Monopoly system sounds better!

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Stop indoctrinating everyone Religious Zealots

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Let the games begin!

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I'm trying to be helpful!

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But you're ruining my dream about becoming rich!

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Regardless of attraction, you are valid!

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Take my scanner, I'll hunt ya down!

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Socialism for me (and corporate), but not for thee

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Hospitals: The best we can offer you is free cheese.

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It true tho!

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Bring Leukofix and you'll be my bestie!

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As they say, Honesty is the best policy

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C'mon, I just want a swap!

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It true tho

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The man-baby needs to shut up

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Conservatives, you just got owned by a girl!

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Trump's lost the plot

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'commences gagging'

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Me in the dating pool

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Medicare for All helps EVERYONE

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Ask me about my special interest!

3yr ⋅

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Seriously, you listened to Autism fucking $peaks?

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You can't win!

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Sorry, no offence intended!

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Please plug in act human disk

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Hangovers are overrated anyway

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Can you find the Clitoris Tomi?

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When the educator walks in, things turn to shit!

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Trump the bullshit artist

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C'mon Jesus, stop challenging me!

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You're very loud for someone being oppressed?

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Their silence is deafening

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60 minutes of exercise, here I come

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Typical GOP argument!

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Me humming the final countdown while in the foetal position!

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It's a kids film for christ sake!

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You have to love your anxious/nauseous gut!

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Starts praying to the BP Gods intensely!

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F*ck Dyson's airblade tho

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Socialism for me, but not for thee!

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Bye Felicia!

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Sorry, I'm just another person trying to figure out my sexuality!

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What happened to Stand your ground?

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Let's do this shit motherf*ckers!

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Sooooo NSFW

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You're lucky to have a nurse, Karen!

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Typical NT's

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This is brilliant

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NRA gone MIA?

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A non-invasive alternative to the Cone of Shame

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I need this vest!

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If you wanna know everything about endoscopy nursing, I'm your guy!

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Poor Autism Warrior Mums!

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AKA the get shit done quickly manual!

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I will take the dog any day

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Tell me one way that capitalism has helped you?

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Ahhh, the Torygraph in all it's glory (+ responses)

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I'll take those Proud Boys any day!

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Intimacy in a nutshell

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Freedom for me, but not for thee!

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There's a benefit of him passing his test!

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A shitty map indeed

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Finally, a Pastor calling out the Hyprocrisy

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Deal with it neurotypicals, you did say be yourself 5 seconds ago!

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You want to lobby, You pay tax! Comprende!

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Look at Hillary, not me - Moscow Mitch!

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I'd rather take Bender's option!

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