“I wanna be in the room where it happens”

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So fuck my safety, then?

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Absolutely nothing. He just did them a bamboozle

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Dr Xaviers Washroom for Gifted Poops

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We've got a murderer on our hands

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Wholesome r/notlikeothergirls

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This face

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Found while shopping online for feeding spoons

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Captain Tiny Arm and his baby sidekick Mega Hand

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What a catch 😍

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My friend’s drink came in an IV bag

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I like adding coloring to ‘boring colored’ food. Meet my red ramen and green eggs

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Cheese

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Today on r/ihavesex Twitter....

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How do I even respond to this?

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My 20 year old friend shared this unironically

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Drink your mom’s poo to cure the flu

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This can’t be right. Right??

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Ben didn’t fight intergalactic criminals for this 💔

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World's best pickpocket

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Stupid rest of the world

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Petition to have adopted children called just children, without the ‘adopted’ tag

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Wham! Bam! Thank you ma’am

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Everybody else is gone :(

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Cursed_ calculator

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Media sponsored golden showers for everybody

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Roll tide!

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The pharaohs in their pyramids would beg to differ

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Only women can bargain, apparently

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My head hurts

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Forever alone 💔 (quoted tweet loosely translates to 'are you genuinely against the love or are you just butthurt cos you don't have anyone?')

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I just wanted to brush my teeth....

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Did a simple mistakes??? Wuttt

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Yes. Yes I was

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Redditors don't get nostalgia (2018)

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