Pizza replaced by bougie brunch place in Hauppauge, NY

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They’ll be married in exactly 4 months

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Using cat poop as a contouring stick

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every goddamn time

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Uh, okay

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Alright

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I was raised by the pens, you were merely adopted

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What speaking in tongues would look like

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The best joker of all time

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Very spoopy

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High School reunion will be fun after this one

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wore this for halloween in 2014, no one got the joke, and i blue everything i touched, but goddamnit if i didn’t have the most fun

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Finally getting in on it! We’re trying to cut down on eating out. It’s working so far!

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descending in color, with book in hand and alone. only to return to the surface, devoid of soul and amongst friends 💔

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You’re just Nassau County with even higher taxes

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After 5 long years of searching, I finally found my white whale!

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Give me that Helmet Fade

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Everyone turned around, nodding their heads in agreement, shaking each other’s hands and throwing $100 bills

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Snapchat made are the best made

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I finally joined the club :)

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The caption was “This...” so I hate it x2

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Nothing exceeds like excess

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haha it’s hilarious because i think dogs are cool and i think it’s an obsession to look at pictures of them when i occasionally browse the internet :)

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Instructions Unclear. Work at a 1 star dive bar that cuts limes with a bread knife.

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Ah yes, the new Mexican restaurant that definitely doesn’t make pancakes

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We were going for gasps

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shared unironically on facebook. people being unable to party without being a ho is o v e r

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This is 100% Facebook appropriate

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every child marries their childhood best friend for internet points. millennials, have they gone too far???

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I saw this ring posted on r/WeddingPlanning. What is this style called? My man popped the question and now we’re gunna find the perfect ring!

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Venmo Scam. Beware!

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DERIVATIVE!

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I’m so in love! 9.9.18

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Chicken quesadillas with spanish rice and mixed vegetables

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edgier and edgier, cringe and more cringe

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Level 50 Plur Warrior

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Ah yes, that super rare game Mario Kart

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My grocery store had a fast lane designated for mothers today

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The amount of times this image has been shared, on seemingly every sub I follow, has officially made this floor, Not InterestingTM

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American on Potato. First in my new house, be gentle.

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my nail polish perfectly matched this piece of paper at the dollar store

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Facebook taking on an upvote/downvote feature?

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Wow this is so clever !!

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hmmm

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cursed_embrace

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