Got covid on a work trip. I'm pretty good just congested, but am quarantining in the basement because I don't want my wife to get it. She hooked me up with the snacks1yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/Marriage
Wife had a long day. I asked her if leftovers were ok for supper (I usually cook) but surprised her with an attempt at a 5 star plate1yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/Marriage
Can we have a fun post? My wife and I had to laugh because this was totally us this morning in bed (SFW)2yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/Marriage
I'm home alone for the night. Made a double batch of a Manhattan so wouldn't have to get up again. Time to spread my democracy through war1yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/civ
My wife and I always have to try all the different flavors of chips when we visit another country. She's bummed we couldn't get into this fancy restaurant that does a 6 course tasting thing, so I made our own pre dinner tasting while she was in the shower.2yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/Marriage
A friend of mine is from the UK and driving through today. He got an appropriate welcome. GBR2yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/Huskers
My wife made a sign for our garage sale this weekend. I definitely married the right woman3yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/funny
My father may be retired, but he can still Dad with the best of them. Ask your Dad a question, expect a Dad response4yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/RedditForGrownups
I'm a mentor and me and my mentee play civ when we meet. I'm trying to instill in him that anything is possible.4yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/civ
Stewart Mandel on twitter. The B1G shouldn't allow Nebraska to have an OOC game. Also Stewart Mandel on twitter. Let tOSU have an OOC game!3yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/Huskers
Thanks for that, Microsoft, really helps me know how to use the function.8yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
You know it's going to be fun debugging something when you come across this comment.8yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
I never thought we'd get to the point where we hangs up those stupid inspirational quotes, but here we are3yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/funny
The picture doesn't do it justice but the black court is awesome (volleyball)1yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/Huskers
Marriage is all about being able to have those difficult conversations.5yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/Marriage
Someone told me today to make sure I open command prompt as administrator2yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
Getting fuel for the smoker, I have no hate against propane or electric, it's just my Zen hobby at this point. It's 11 where I am so I can start drinking beer right?4yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/smoking
I can finally live for myself again. Comment from someone who had a kid over at /r/redditforgrownups8yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/childfree
[Civ VI] Pericles decided to declare a surprise war on me. You came to the wrong neighborhood mother fucker.4yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/civ
One of the most interesting things I've ever drank. Whiskey barrel aged cold brew coffee6yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/whiskey
I've been having a stressful time at work over the last few months. My wife came home with this. I out kicked my coverage when I married her2yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/whiskey
When you can't be the doot king, showing proper respect is acceptable5yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/ledootgeneration
These lines give me way too much satisfaction. I figured this sub would understand.6yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/RedditForGrownups
The best error messages are the ones you wrote for programs that you only use for yourself.5yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
Took me like 15 minutes to figure out how my old code and database tables worked together. Was pissed at the design, then I saw this at the end of the file. You tell 'em . . . me.8yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
Time: 5AM, Wife: airport, Smoker: pork shoulder, Wood: hickory, Coffee: Bailey's.7yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/smoking
My wife got some fancy cheese from Wisconsin in a secret Santa thing. Complete with instructions on how to eat them. I fixed the instructions3yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/GreenBayPackers
Steeley skelly in armor drinking after a long day of fighting off fucbois6yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/ledootgeneration
The tendies to end all tendies. 0 GBP spent because mummie had to take me with her on her and Chad's vacation7yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/Tendies
Canned a years worth of salsa today. Kitchen is cleaned. Time for a celebratory smoke5yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/cigars
Everything I read on here said to not smoke a rump roast because it's too lean. So like a normal person, I ignored that and did it anyways. Turned out great7yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/smoking
Watching trailer park boys, drinking accordingly. Just a little sippy poo.8yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/drunk
Japan declared a surprise war on me. Didn't take into account the city state I'm Suzerian of. [Civ VI]7yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/civ
Jesus, who was the dumbass who created a column for every service, and then had them be strings of true or false . . . Oh yea, young me.8yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
If you stay hydrated, eat right, exercise, and get plenty of sleep, our supplement will help you lose weight!8yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/fatlogic
If you've never done this with vodka for bloody Mary's, you're missing out5yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/drunk
Just got another quarter of a beef from our butcher. I had to share my excitement with some people who would understand. Can't wait to smoke this.7yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/smoking
Thinking I'd get to work on the really cool stuff as a senior level developer.6yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
Hey, we just need you to go in and update wherever we reference the table that we changed7yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
And this is why sometimes it's best to take a step away. I couldn't figure out why my site wouldn't even load yesterday for a half hour before I rage quit. Came back this morning and this took me all of 1 minute to see. I present to you, the best implementation of recursion you've ever seen.6yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
A perfect pour. Nothing beats fresh Guinness in the comfort of your own home7yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/drunk
Going to have to wait a bit to fill out the shelf, but I'm a patient man6yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/Huskers
Come with me my friends, I will show you the way to victory through peaceful means3yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/civ
I summed us up talking to a friend with kids (a very logical one and good parent I'll note)8yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/childfree
Home made pickle infused vodka bloody mary, with a home made pickle. I was born for this drink6yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/drunk
When current me is cursing out past me for the shitty design, and then stumbles across this comment.7yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
Somthing is wrong with the grocery list my girlfriend added some things too.13yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/funny
When I'm gone for work my wife gets cheesecake, sushi, and wine and watches chick flicks. This is my equivalent since she's gone for work.6yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
Ahhh yes, it's finding old comments like this that make programming fun.11yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
Good god there have been rumblings about the bad blood between the last staff but seriously?6yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/Huskers
I turned 30 yesterday. This was the card my wife got me. I love that woman.7yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
Playing gears of war 4, split screen co-op (old school bitches) with my best friend, no wives to be seen, drinking beers. Good Saturday7yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/drunk
Was working on some super old code and saw a comment I made about 5 years ago.8yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
I've poured many a Guinness in my day, but it's still a beautiful feeling getting that perfect pour8yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/drunk
Wife got me a sign. I put it in a spot where I'll see it every time I'm getting things started.6yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/smoking
First weekend with nothing going on in 2 months, and it's 85 degrees out? Don't mind if I do6yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/cigars
Getting ready to watch blazing saddles on my big screen. My friends and I have this place all to ourselves7yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/drunk
[Homemade] Low carb Beef, mushroom, and snow pea stir fry over fried (Cauliflower) rice6yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/food
I'm on the verge to taking their last city. Thank god I fulfilled that promise!6yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/civ
Randomly went into a liquor store in ny on vacation. Saw these bad boys on the top shelf8yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/whiskey
Posted about gloves when doing crossfit and got this response. I don't know what I expected...11yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/crossfit
Yes it's close to midnight and that's just going on. Yes that's a slightly drank Guinness poured from the tap. Yes my brisket will kick ass tomorrow.9yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/smoking
Sounding like you know what you're talking about can save your ass.13yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
The debate is settled, we now know what the best programming language is6yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
It's my birthday today. I'm swamped between work and my side job as of late, so taking the day off wasn't an option. I got up early this morning so I could start this early afternoon.8yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/drunk
When you need to reproduce the environment of all the services running in production.7yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
Got an email saying my raise and promotion are a done deal. Home made pear infused vodka. Cheers!6yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/drunk
