The Hornets family information sheet has a line for wife AND girlfriend (via @fskpart3 ig story)

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There's a sliver of yellow sponge in this blue sponge

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gf: how are you going to propose to me? me:

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My dad gets it.

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Sorry Cubs fans (X-post from /r/whoadude)

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Garlic Knots in a Flower Pot

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Can anyone explain the potato in the cake platter? (S4E8)

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If you're looking for Todd, he's over here.

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Cheryl/Carol

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I got thirsty while Black Friday shopping at Dick's Sporting Goods so I bought a soda...this was my receipt..

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Just got around to watching the ESPY's and I noticed this a lot.

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Found this little guy in the urinal at a baseball game. I was suprised to see this kind of bat there.

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Apparently people at my local YMCA need to be told not to dive into the ground.

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Every time.

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