THEY’RE WATCHING US SWEATY

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JaKe FrOm StAtE fArM

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Karen and the church choir

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But he’s not racist, y’all

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A rude awakening for them

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Aged like milk

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Looking at you, Michelle and JB

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“Melania, I don’t feel so good”

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LGBTQW

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The cat doesn’t fucking talk

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It was too close for comfort but still. Get fucked, Jed

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The obviously photoshopped hairline I’m-

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Conservatives always threatening us with a good time

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My calendar throwing shade ☠️☠️

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The fuck? These looks like a 6-year-old girls pajamas

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“Fucked by Jesus and Coffee”

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Nice look there. Nearly every 3-year-old boy had pajamas with this print

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You’d think he had cancer or something with a sign like that. Nope, just wisdom teeth

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That whole scene was just bonkers 🥴

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*cue A Thousand Miles piano riff in the background*

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The Empire has been defeated

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This looks like something straight out of a teen comedy/romcom movie during the shopping spree montage lol

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Kim “Micheal Jordan” Reynolds

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I didn’t know we merged with Canada

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Kirk after this game

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Every day, we stray further from God

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Happy shitpost day, y’all! This probably applies to everyone we snark on in this sub but Bethy giving us a shoutout was iconic 😂

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“I know y’all lost family, jobs, and livelihood but something something God”

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Oh God, two things they love in one. Kill it with fire

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