Jurassic Park was a cautionary tale about the dangers of underpaying IT workers.10yr ⋅ amphetamachine ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
Wounda the rescued chimpanzee hugs Dr. Jane Goodall after realizing she is going to be released back into the jungle8yr ⋅ amphetamachine ⋅ r/likeus
WOMAN LOSES IT IN A DEPARTMENT STORE (X-POST /R/PUBLICFREAKOUT)8yr ⋅ amphetamachine ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
Some see a heartfelt expression, I only see invalid JSON [xpost /r/javascript]10yr ⋅ amphetamachine ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
HIFW I have an urgent ticket, and the intern keeps coming to me with basic git questions9yr ⋅ amphetamachine ⋅ r/programmerreactions
mr skeltal's having a night on the town! updoot to help his wingman distract the nun so he can get his doot on ( ° ʖ °)9yr ⋅ amphetamachine ⋅ r/ledootgeneration
Unfortunately for Randall, the pit crew was getting wise to his surprise bee attacks, and had stocked pressurized Raid. He wasn't out of ideas to win the race yet, though. Not by a long shot.9yr ⋅ amphetamachine ⋅ r/IDecidetheContext
Radio stations are now using embedded RBDS stream data to send advertisements (xpost /r/mildlyinfuriating)9yr ⋅ amphetamachine ⋅ r/Cyberpunk
One of my friends used to insist chemtrails were real. This is the comments section on one of the links they sent me9yr ⋅ amphetamachine ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
200 year old automaton, working on spring tension and gears9yr ⋅ amphetamachine ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
Fran Drescher argues with people about genetically engineered foods9yr ⋅ amphetamachine ⋅ r/oldpeoplefacebook
