Only one business in the galaxy gets you this rich.
Only an overgrown mophead like you would be stupid enough!—
James Bond’s Lotus Esprit
When literally everyone has a bad eel
Now Chuck, what did I tell you about maintaining proper hygiene?!
Mods are asleep, upvote classic Rock
You must choose... but choose wisely.
When you already shot the grappling gun but she still tugging your cable
When she still fleshlighting
I went to my local WaldenBooks so religiously every month for the new book that one time they surprised and gifted me with this in-store display from the previous month. I was very happy.
If the article literally did list *everything* available to stream in September, how many pages long would it have to be?
Thank god this is only nightmare fuel, and doesn’t actually exist in the real world.
Virgin Zefram Cochrane vs. Chad Zefram Cock Rain
You may have heard of Tuvix, but what about evil Neelbo Baggins?
This would be my favorite Criterion release of all time. Credit to Pinterest user Midnight Marauder for the image.
This one’s gonna be spooky
Being a serial killer and being a cop investigating a serial killer are literally the same thing.
If DS9 had a “we must wear period-contemporary clothes” time travel episode set in 1980’s Miami.
Taurik on TNG’s “Lower Decks,” and Vorik on VOY who gets all pon’farred up with B’Elanna. Worst the-same-character-but-not instance in the franchise, followed closely by Nick Locarno-to-Tom Paris and Ro Laren-to-Kira Nerys.
TFW you have to help trick Wesley into thinking there’s no surprise party for him, and you’re not even invited to it anyway.
Peace & Love
Just a friendly reminder that Lieutenant Captain Tu’Card watches over you, and judges.
Shaka, when the walls fell
This seems appropriate here
InVAsiVe rACoOn gEts rEmORsElesSLy gUnnEd DOwn
*Literally* the greatest casting concept of all time
What % of Guinan’s masturbation fantasies are to Picard?
Kind of surprised, in hindsight, that it took this long to see my favorite film in this condition.
TFW facts force you into agreement with Erdogan about a thing
John Carpenter haul.
There’s literally no difference between feeling happy and angry, it’s the exact same thing
Was feeling the need for more German Expressionism in my life
Petition for Rob Lowe as Weyoun in the DS9 Kelvin-verse Reboot
Fuck me up, Paweł
W O R F C O R E B R E A C H
Lmao at Riker’s one-episode hookup that overlaps with Data’s meeting his mother
MRW I send a perfectly fine text to someone but then freak out about it until I get a perfectly happy response minutes later
“Star Trek: The Generation”
Somehow I missed that policy pronouncement.
M O R N C O R E
They didn’t even build him a statue :(
About to see the movie that killed New Hollywood.
People will give 10k upvotes to half-villain *In the Pale Moonlight* Sisko, how about some love for full-villain *For the Uniform* Sisko?
Carson Daly = Eric Andre
What about the droid attack on the Wookiees?
My lust for Arrow was so preoccupied with whether or not it could, that it didn’t stop to think if it should.
Conservatives be like
Baby boomers’ reaction to millenials’ dislike of canned tuna fish, circa 2018, colorized.
As if it even need saying
Star Wars fans: “the sequels betrayed George Lucas’s vision.” George Lucas:
Run, Grog, Run!
Donald Trump touches a computer screen with his right hand. Colourized, circa 2004.
Lmao, even a light-hearted casino heist holodeck episode, and O’Brien gets emotionally scarred by a forcible strip search
Found the whale.
My years-long quest is over. Incredibly excited to start this 700+ page tome.
Hope I’m not too late to the party. These are my favorites that I own physically.
Little ol’ wolfy
Dirtbag centrist platypus keytarist
This will make a fine addition to my collection
Hard to see here, but LMAO at Morn in the background, engaged in deep conversation with three tribbles that he’s holding.
Tru story. Especially the lies.
Left-lib vs. Auth-spectrum
Wonder what Picard was like in that script
Some OC from awhile ago; hope the more jpeg takes to the next level of quality
The scene with this dude is bananas. David Lynch-level
bArBAra BuSH puNcHEs hoSPitALizEd todDLeR iN tHe FAcE
Looks like they separate their DVDs from their Blu-Rays. I prefer keeping them integrated (in spine order).
Kylie Jenner’s “Cereal With Milk” scandal has taken a dark turn
Lib-right for the corporate freedom, as I gag from the disgusting.
As a bassist, pretty impressed with the bass lineup on Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me !! (although they got Reid’s last name wrong...)
Yet another all-time heavy emotional moment in the series. Jake does a lot of quick maturing in this episode.
Following the post-Tran harassment story, almost every defense has been “well the movie and her role sucks, but it’s not her fault.” Can I get any Amen for TLJ being absolutely amazing? It’s my third favorite after the original two films (obv Empire first), and I refuse to believe I’m alone here.
My second B&N haul. Got some more Cronenberg & some more Pasolini.
My latest pickup from Amazon came with a sticker for a seemingly random Slovakian death metal band on it.
Donald Trump denying asylum to the migrant caravan en masse. Circa 2018, colourized.
I see your dirtbag JFK and raise you dirtbag BHO.
This very well-designed driveway
TIL fMRI can extract images you’ve already seen from your mind. Tops are originals, bottom two levels are one’s mental “photocopies.”
An eager pedophile, moments before being exposed by a sting operation done in conjunction with the TV show “To Catch a Predator.” Circa 2007, colourized.
LITERALLY the greatest Vorta of all time
TIL the O’Briens have a cat.
Krell said it first
Ever-prescient, Deep Space Nine is.
Tale as olde as the Middle Ages.
“Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.”
Uh, is it just me, or is this more than mere coincidence?
Odo be sad-faced sotto ):
Checkin out dat ass
A deer in headlights, circa 2019.
Petition to make this a Pete Davidson sub
Larry King has gone from CNN, to RT, to infomercials. Why?
This offensive name may have gone too far
For all those Mandy fans in the back!