Shouldn't this just be common sense by now?
Norman Reedus just posted this on his Facebook, feat. Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Made my day.
This is downright rude.
What are the odds, guys? Seriously.
This is how friendships are ruined.
More people need to realize this.
When this happens
My boyfriend doesn't think it's necessary to have sex more than twice a week. Nor does he understand that my libido is at its peak.
Let's all take a moment to remember that this happened.
Trying to hold in ugly tears at work when I found out that my cat passed away. Much sad, trolls.
None of my clothes fit because I like food more than exercise. This is how I feel today, no shame!
Older unconventional heartthrob: Jeffrey Dean Morgan.
Finished watching Luke Cage and Theo Rossi kinda snuck up on me
Oh... okay :(
Spent almost three weeks away from my boyfriend for Christmas vacation, he sent me this today.
Troll-Xers, am I doing this right?
So, after five months of unemployment, recently breaking it off with my ex, moving back in with my mom, and battling suicidal tendencies with depression, I finally got employed.. And reunited with my high school sweetheart! Times are tough but ya gotta power through it, Trolls.
Picard on public washrooms
MRW I meet a guy on Tinder who doesn't just dive into the dirty talk
Trolls, I'm pissed today. My upstairs neighbour has taken it upon herself and her boyfriend to spy on me since my boyfriend is out of town.
A French father gave me a huge bear hug today when I was able to translate for his family, in our small town grocery store.
After ten years of religiously playing with this device today is the fateful day in which we must depart ways.
T-minus three weeks until I finally head to nursing school, Trolls! After two years of forks in the road...it's finally happening! Aaah!
When my overbearing religious grandmother continues to pester me about praying to god to help find a job that will pay for school in the fall.
Update on a post from a few months ago, I was recently diagnosed with bipolar disorder rather than clinical depression. When I told my SO his reaction was to tell me I was more of a burden now and he would be the one to suffer. I'm moving back home for a while, Trolls. Fuck all this shit.
Treat yo' self
Trolls, I got that phone call today telling me that my grandmother was hospitalized and will not be coming out this time around...she's all the way across the country and it's excessively difficult to get a flight there before she passes. I need a drink.
My psychedelic loving cousin and I talked while I was tripping and this is all I can legibly remember. I love how giggly you get.
Any love for dapper Tom Hiddleston?
I drew this years ago to show my parents that what I was seeing might have been more than an imaginary friend. I found it today. Still gives me shivers.
MRW I was let go from my job last week only to realize how shady it actually was
Describing Series Three as a whole
Sorting through my Christmas stuff when...
Trolls, I'm in the middle of making a very important life decision. Pros and cons to both sides. Either will impact my future very gravely. I just don't...know...
Oh my god, trolls, I realized how awkward I am at making friends that aren't on the internet. Details inside.
Today someone stole my wallet out of my car and I feel like such an idiot, Trolls. I'm positive I locked the doors but...guess you never know what people can do. Here's to positive thinking :(
When your ex tries to do everything in their power to make your life living hell and you don't care because the world is your fucking oyster :)
My friend sent me a photo of her tonsillitis... Unresponsive to antibiotics and has been persisting for almost over a week. I don't know how she's still breathing.
IT'S COMING FOR THEM
My guy friend loves going on stupid rants about things he enjoys, usually things that I really don't enjoy, nor care about. It's courtesy to pretend to care, until it gets annoying, right?
Ladies, I finally came out to my family as bisexual... and they accepted me! Currently interested in meeting some cute girls :)
I did it, Trolls. I broke things off with the SO so I could focus on bettering my life. Brb, crying.
Ladies, I despise seeing shit like this. There's no way of stopping it, but honestly.
Trolls, I drunkenly emailed my mom a couple chapters from my story last night and she, being a huge skeptic, said she thoroughly enjoyed reading it. Ahh! This is huge!
As a mostly mobile redditor when livememe doesn't load
It seems as though my novels I'm writing can't be finished because I'm too preoccupied, so I'm thinking of writing children's books instead. Hoping to get my name out there, Trolls.
Anyone in the food industry might understand.
Fellow Cumberbitches, behold a man in uniform.
This should be this subreddit's slogan.
When I walk into my living room and find my housemate's friend slept on my couch... with a visible boner and his hands down his pants
Guys, the r/cospenis hype is long gone! We need to do something about this!
Facebook delivered today.
Jeremy Renner's arms in The Avengers... Another reason to watch!
I cant be the only one who finds Jeremy Renner sexy.
Hello, r/Trees. This is Mushu, my first pipe!
Losing my shit today, trolls. Story in comments.
One of my favourite pictures of Tom Hiddleston.
I've been under so much pressure and stress lately that I finally ate the emergency chocolate bar I got for Reddit Secret Santa a couple years ago...I promised myself I'd never have to resort to eating it. [not my picture...already ate it, sorry]
Don't be this person this summer.
My smoke spot today, happy Monday!
With The Walking Dead on its way back to television, I'd like to celebrate with a little bit of Norman Reedus.
Garrett Hedlund doesn't get enough love.
Benedict at Comic Con
Found out he was cheating on me the whole time. This feels like the best petty revenge.
Trolls, it's my third cakeday and I want to share with you all that everything that had been going wrong over the last few months finally turned around... soooo happy! Story in comments.
Trolls it's my birthday today and I wanted to show you how I *usually* browse TrollX, just chilling with my cat. He keeps all the fuckboys away. I apologize for shitty photo quality.
My sexual orientation: Tom Hardy
I'm away at university. My mom sent me this after being on speakerphone with her and calling them all by name. I think they miss me.
Late cake day submission. Might not be a real success, but I never thought I'd find the strength to get over my anger and pain.
Celebrating the day before Friday
In light of Easter (and Christmas) when people adopt pets, and end up abandoning them, I wish more people would understand this.
Trolls, I don't have the balls to break it off with my SO, seeing as I'm going home to try and work on some of my personal problems...and I don't need the stress of a LD relationship to go with it. Any advice?
Realized just how disgusting (arguably delicious?) my food habits became when I combined spaghetti noodles with cheese whiz, margarine, and cream. Way better than KD.
Perhaps an unpopular opinion.
Damn it, Mads Mikkelsen.
Why didn't Sherlock (Benedict Cumberbatch) just drop the towel?
Meet my dad.
A Danish Caramel delight, Mads Mikkelsen.
Adopted this sophisticated little lady yesterday. Meet Bella!
Made my birthday cake this year inspired by the show. Meet Bicycle Girl from Season One. Sorry about the picture quality!
Going back to work after Christmas holidays
Let's take insanity wolf back to its roots
Here's to starting off the new year with a fucked up sleep schedule.
Had to say goodbye to my friend of 13 years today. Rest easy, Gary.
Every time I see him my heart does somersaults.
Bon Apple teeth! Snapchat finally delivered.
Ladies, it's time for my monthly pregnancy scare! Usually feel pretty silly when my period starts, but things seem a little...unusual...this time around.
What r/wtf has taught me
This magnificent furry king is Iron Hide. He adopted me as his human today.
Avenged Sevenfold's M. Shadows, a fine specimen.
The nonchalance was unsettling.
Is it so hard to get a babysitter?
Looking at new mothers on Facebook.
Ladies...Channing Tatum. Slightly NSFW.
Seriously people, they deserve whatever they got coming. [FIXED]
#Pepperidge farm remembers
Might be a little late on the bandwagon, but
Not sure how else to put this, but...
Animals are magical
I've been away for a month so I received this from my boyfriend today. I think he misses me.
My dad left a year ago today; received this letter from him. Needless to say, I've found some forgiveness for him.
If this makes me a hypocrite, so be it.
There is not enough of this man around here lately.
It's an issue.
When you nut and she keeps on suckin
It's considered abuse.
I..really don't know why.
A million cat toys and she plays with marshmallows.
Teen parents seem to forget this.
It's been four days since I've last used the bathroom, my apartment is in shambles from moving all week, and my boyfriend forgot our anniversary tomorrow. I need some wine and a nap.
My dad decided to tell us that he was going away for a week...with his step children and new fiancee.
It does, in fact, make you a hypocrite.
I got that going for me.
When I heard about the Westboro Baptist Church planning to picket Robin Williams' funeral
Since we're bringing back old memes...
I turned on some older albums this morning and came to this realization.
MRW I come home from a weekend off-campus and my roommates tell me to clean up their party mess
So this is happening at my house today.
My roommate was bitching about taking the calculus final.
Went to eat a bag of Aero mint balls when all of a sudden...
I'm sure many redditors can relate...