Why walk when you have your human’s shoulder?
Stevie Wonder got a new sweater!
This handsome boy saved my life
Mama Ambien is beautiful! And let me wear a t-Rex necklace to a wedding
We clean up pretty okay
Life's too short to take seriously
CrayCray’s victims, me and u/AmbienSIL
I survived 😓
Mama and Papa Ambien ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😢😢😢😢
Older Nephew (Army), me (Navy), Big Brother (Air Force)
I live for Halloween
I made myself a Nativity scene
I didn’t get a birthday card from GMIL this year 🤣
What in the honkey tonk badonkadonk boot scootin boogie bullshit did my mom dress me in
I really can’t be taken anywhere
My douchebag neighbors left a rabbit out on the side of the road... so, this is Hare-old.
I swear, I did work while I was in Afghanistan.
Merry Christmas from the Ambiens!
I’m already incorporating “snakeshit” into my vocabulary lol
My cat in traditional Latvian costume
I WON'T LET GO, JACK!!!
I need my Pinkie Pie hair back ASAP
I laughed too hard and too long at this
From left to right, Vader, Yoda, and Leia 🥰🥰
The Ambien species in their natural habitat
I shouldn’t be left without adult supervision
Actual picture of me technically in North Korea
Back on my bullshit
Mr Ambien didn’t find this as funny as I did
The dragon with her hoard
Judge judge is now in session
I see you have fries. I, too, like fries
My copilot for today’s adventure
Send help. 😂
Ambien, CrayCray, and GMIL
I need a hobby
Leia loves her daddoo
Look! It’s an asshole in her ass hole!
YodaPagoda being a creep
Oh, Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree
Yep. I have Peeps Pops
My two customs: Ser Barristan the Bold and DAKINGINDANORF
This is why you don’t randomly throw rocks