What are the chances this girl was noseless, gray and shaped like a bowling pin?2yr ⋅ amazing_spite-er-man ⋅ r/americandad
Starting at least my 5th full re-watch in the last 3 years, of a show I thought of in 2016 as Better than Family Guy, with some great episodes but ultimately middle of the road.2yr ⋅ amazing_spite-er-man ⋅ r/americandad
Inside are the most pathetic people with nothing to live for. It's like Applebees with a bar. Wait, Applebees has a bar. It's like Applebees.2yr ⋅ amazing_spite-er-man ⋅ r/americandad
Come on, Professor! Tell the kids about all the ECONOMICS conventions you attend discussing ECONOMICS with the ECONOMICS people!2yr ⋅ amazing_spite-er-man ⋅ r/americandad
We talk about his DC work a lot, but Geoff Johns's Avengers run is really under-rated1yr ⋅ amazing_spite-er-man ⋅ r/dccomicscirclejerk
Villain The Gimmick Stealing a helicopter with another helicopter, from Dynomutt The Dog Wonder.2yr ⋅ amazing_spite-er-man ⋅ r/CartoonPhysics
I don't know, he was just some guy I picked up in a bar and had sex with in the coat room!3yr ⋅ amazing_spite-er-man ⋅ r/americandad
Y'know, it's a racist holiday: I stand with my Martian brothers and celebrate casino-ed ness.2yr ⋅ amazing_spite-er-man ⋅ r/AquaJail
Just don't cash that check right away, you know. I wanna make sure both of us marrying her is, like, Lega.2yr ⋅ amazing_spite-er-man ⋅ r/AquaJail
Or, or-- hear me out here: I give you ZERO dollars, and you can lick my logcutter.3yr ⋅ amazing_spite-er-man ⋅ r/americandad
Don't beat yourself up over it. There's nothing you could do. I mean, it kinda was your fault, but hey: Screw it. They're dead and you're not.2yr ⋅ amazing_spite-er-man ⋅ r/AquaJail
Couldn't think of one for Clayface. I guess Hagen Became Something Else in a Cave?1yr ⋅ amazing_spite-er-man ⋅ r/dccomicscirclejerk
The time Buffy killed a [presumably human] assassin with an ice skate.2yr ⋅ amazing_spite-er-man ⋅ r/buffy
DC Comics Fans will look you dead in the face and tell you these are three different characters. :|1yr ⋅ amazing_spite-er-man ⋅ r/dccomicscirclejerk
