When you’re the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time2yr ⋅ alygator666 ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
When the house needs cleaning and I need a shower but I’m settling down for my second nap of the day4yr ⋅ alygator666 ⋅ r/February2021BabyBumps
[self] I got yelled at last time for wearing my beanie. Here's my apology, mop head and all. :)9yr ⋅ alygator666 ⋅ r/shorthairedhotties
I'm going to ask a girl I'm crazy about to be my girlfriend by handing her a quarter and asking her to feed the giraffes with me. Anything I could do to make this any better?9yr ⋅ alygator666 ⋅ r/actuallesbians
I'm the redditor who came out on her eighteenth birthday. Response has been overwhelmingly positive. ❤️9yr ⋅ alygator666 ⋅ r/actuallesbians
My sassy little monster. His toes are the product of a temperature problem in the egg at the breeders. He's not as fast or agile, but he's a sweetie. Say hi to Oedipus (my little club-foot :3).10yr ⋅ alygator666 ⋅ r/leopardgeckos
