This one is for my Eastern hemisphere bros. Good morning, you handsome devils4yr ⋅ alurkerwhomannedup ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
If you don't carry guitar pics with you 24/7, you don't care about music at all.6yr ⋅ alurkerwhomannedup ⋅ r/gatekeeping
My internship supervisor, the man who instilled confidence I needed to finish my bachelors and encouraged me through my most hellacious semester of college, was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Feels bad, guys. Thank those who have impacted you.5yr ⋅ alurkerwhomannedup ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
“Cum in your passport like the rest of civilized humanity”5yr ⋅ alurkerwhomannedup ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Good morning, trolls! I’d like to take a moment to remind you to check yourself! Also holy shit, these are some big balls6yr ⋅ alurkerwhomannedup ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I get the feeling I have a different definition of “slightly used.” And no, this wasn’t satire5yr ⋅ alurkerwhomannedup ⋅ r/trashy
Don’t forget to help the elderly with something that should’ve never happened in the first place!5yr ⋅ alurkerwhomannedup ⋅ r/ABoringDystopia
“An Ode to Wings and Pizza” - or “How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Burn”6yr ⋅ alurkerwhomannedup ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Summertime All Stars is live - Deadpool, Kitty, and Apocalypse2yr ⋅ alurkerwhomannedup ⋅ r/MarvelPuzzleQuest
Going through my first breakup. I don't like this feel, bros, but I just didn't love her the same any more and couldn't stand the thought of leading her on. I hope she's okay.7yr ⋅ alurkerwhomannedup ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Hey you! Yes, you! You made it another trip around the sun, congrats! Happy NYE, trolls. May your 2019 be a time of growth and peace!5yr ⋅ alurkerwhomannedup ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
The Mindless Ones are the only minions that make me reset.2yr ⋅ alurkerwhomannedup ⋅ r/MarvelPuzzleQuest
MRW I realize tomorrow is my first Valentine's Day with a significant other7yr ⋅ alurkerwhomannedup ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I don't have anything clever to say, I just wanted to tell someone I miss simpler times. Moving is hard. I've only made one new friend that I hang out with in a month and a half. I'm trying to keep my head up and hope sleep will help. Hope all is well in your worlds, Trolls. Love y'all5yr ⋅ alurkerwhomannedup ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
We need a break from NNN memes for some seasonal depression memes5yr ⋅ alurkerwhomannedup ⋅ r/dankmemes
MRW I'm a little over a week into my first real relationship and it's with an amazing girl but I still feel a little in over my head7yr ⋅ alurkerwhomannedup ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
“Abortion is as dehumanizing as slavery and the holocaust”4yr ⋅ alurkerwhomannedup ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
Spilled water on my laptop this morning. It powered up after a couple minutes somehow. It’s currently upside down in hopes that everything dries. Mfw5yr ⋅ alurkerwhomannedup ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious cross over in history. Me:6yr ⋅ alurkerwhomannedup ⋅ r/dankmemes
