Hmmm..... this looks legit to me. Maybe I should click on the link to Able my account.......7yr ⋅ Alterson ⋅ r/facepalm
LPT: If your cat is mean and hisses at you, just throw it in the garbage and get a new one. It's just a stupid cat, why have a mean one?7yr ⋅ Alterson ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
How to dress like a crazy person so guys stop hitting on you in public6yr ⋅ Alterson ⋅ r/disneyvacation
How to avoid eye contact with your giant puppy overlord so he doesn't maul you to shreds6yr ⋅ Alterson ⋅ r/disneyvacation
LPT: If you drop your phone in a public toilet, just lick it clean. The acids from your tongue will kill the germs from the public toilet.7yr ⋅ Alterson ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
LPT: Keep an extra pair of underwear with your car in case of emergencies. You never know if you have an accident and need a spare.7yr ⋅ Alterson ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
If you have to fart at someone's house and don't want them to hear it, go to their bathroom and fart on their towels. The towels will muffle the sound.7yr ⋅ Alterson ⋅ r/funny
How to have your friend look out for cops so you can shove drugs up your butt.6yr ⋅ Alterson ⋅ r/disneyvacation
