My friend has had the same computer since 2001 its ancient and cant run anything. I told him he can have my old one when I get a new one and he has the scones to send me this message.6yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
The restaurant I work at has a fruit/salad buffet, we had this lady walk in yesterday.9yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I got called a sexist pig who's trying to take this day away from females...8yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I have so many tabs open on my phone that chrome changed the tab count to a happy face.11yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
My friend did this last night, apparently he felt guilty because he was driving.10yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My friends baby turtle died, he said he couldn't bring himself to flush him so he made him a little casket. R.I.P Donatello10yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/pics
How I feel when I have to watch the episode a couple of days later because of work, and everything I wanted to say in the post discussion thread has already been said plus more.9yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/shield
Someone threw away a Def Leppard concert ticket in my front yard. It's 30 years old.11yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
When you just HAVE to make every post about religion, you forget basic science. The post was about a star exploding 1.3 billion light years away.6yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
It's a screen shot of her own tweet, uploaded to Instagram, to be shared on Facebook.11yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/facepalm
How I feel when my fish ignores his fish flakes and they sink to the bottom of the tank...(xpost)10yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/Aquariums
I bought a king size KitKat and a king size bag of KitKat minis for the same price to see if they were equal. They weren't.10yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
She publicly shamed him on Facebook for a whole week claiming he was a cheater, a liar, a disgusting pervert, and a sex addict.10yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
[MISC] finally found something in the Facebook comments that made me laugh9yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/ClashOfClans
When you're at one of the biggest music festivals in Las Vegas but your homie tells you he can kick your ass in clash.8yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/ClashRoyale
Then why don't you remake the game and add multi-player while your at it?9yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/iamverysmart
I don't think you're stupid because you're black, I think you're stupid because you told me you think the Holocaust is a conspiracy the government created.10yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When you just HAVE to make every post about religion, you forget basic science. The post was about a star exploding 1.3 billion light years away.6yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/facepalm
The latest Fortnite skin reminds of Neil Patrick Harris as Barney using an elaborate costume to get laid. Ludwig Van Matterhorn even has a good rig to it lol6yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/FortNiteBR
[Raid] Lemme go ahead and shoot this wall instead of using the jump spell that's right next to me.9yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/ClashOfClans
[MISC] it looks like the builder is heating up some tomato soup for a sick queen.9yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/ClashOfClans
When your family is sharing this, you start to hope they are doing it ironically.9yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/iamverysmart
The epitome of r/crappydesign whoever designed these can go to hell.6yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
My dad: writer of passive-aggressive notes on the butter container since 1957.9yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/funny
The #1 player has risen a significant amount of trophies this season.8yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/ClashRoyale
Quick question, how do you get rid of this on the tank? I keep rinsing it but I comes back after it dries.10yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/Aquariums
This page asked for people's opinions. When a guy replied the page got offended and posted the guys comment with a link to his profile.11yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/facepalm
[MISC] After contemplating weather or not I should boost my Baracks and have some fun with the 1 second barb training I finally did it. 15 min in and it was over before It even started.10yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/ClashOfClans
[HWYA] My main attack strat is lavloon. Having a bit of trouble with this base neve encountered linear ADs before.9yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/ClashOfClans
The carton had a fact about penguins but featured a cow and a duck.10yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
We put so many coke packs in the fridge that it got stained red.11yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Total cost so far 120$ baught the tank off Craigslist and built the stand.10yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/Aquariums
[base] First time I go 6 days without consistent raiding. It's gonna be a long week.10yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/ClashOfClans
My local strip club advertises that it has 3 ugly ladies working there.11yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
it would mean the world to me if someone could draw this picture of my turtles, the water stains ruin the pic.9yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/redditgetsdrawn
I left my wife because she cheated on me, and wanted to party and get drunk all the time.11yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I mean, I've bought every car I've owned they never helped me get one.10yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Why even waste my time if you're set on doing what you were gonna do anyway?10yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
[MISC] a little bit of fun cost us a member of the clan haha (not a real spoiler)9yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/ClashOfClans
My mom thought one of those toilet cleaners was an air freshener, so she hung it in my room.10yr ⋅ alphajohnx ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
