When all your boys have gone to sleep but you’re needing attention...work bathroom titties 😌4mo ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Hi I got to go to a bar for the first time since all this started tonight and I looked damn fine while doing it 🙃3yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
I might be a lil bit tipsy. I’m deffo a lil bit emotionally vulnerable. Whatever here’s my tits 🤷🏻♀️3yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
I don’t have a great caption, I’m just a little tipsy and obsessed with this photo for some reason. I’d post it on fb if it wouldn’t get me banned 🙃3yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/HugeHangers
It’s officially the holidays, time for the annual “hiding in your parent’s bathroom to take nudes” posts4mo ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Quarantitties 2: The Reckon...titting? Idfk, here’s more tits and also my face because I just dgaf anymore, the world’s ending anyway 🤷🏻♀️4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Lonely. Drunk. Binging Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Whatever, it’s quarantine. Have some tits.4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Hey y’all, I’m DRUNK AS FUCK and waiting for my Uber to bring me delicious drunk foods 🙃4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Tonight was hard. Look at my tits and tell me I’m pretty? Or don’t, whatevs 🙃4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
For the first time in a long time I’m feelin’ like maybe every little thing is gonna be alright4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here posting nudes to try and distract myself from sending texts I shouldn’t send 🙃3yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Election night’s got my anxiety on 💯, please excuse me while I distract myself by posting nudes 🙃3yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Y’know when you’re looking through your phone and find a super hot video of your ex fucking you and you reeeally wanna text him but you know it’s a bad idea so you just post your tits on reddit instead? 🙃4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Y’all I was gonna go to sleep but then I accidentally got hella fuckin stoned instead, WOOPS 🙃4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Tonight on Men Ain’t Shit: Smash gets ghosted by yet another tinder date. Tf, y’all 😒3yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
4+ hours driving today, ya girl’s exhausted. Who’s crawling into bed with me to rub my back?3yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Sometimes when my regulars take too long to respond and I’m feeling needy, I post in the hopes of finding more cute boys to talk to. This is one of those times 🙃3yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Anyone else up cooking their first meal of the day at 11:54pm or is that just me?3yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Anyone else reliving their teen days by hiding in their parent’s bathroom to take nudes or is that just me? 🙃2yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Y’all are never gonna believe it but guess who’s drunk, depressed, and posting her tits again?! 🙃4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Red wine, cigarettes, heartache and tits. Just another Friday night 🤷🏻♀️4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Look I’m 2.5 drinks in and I don’t have a good caption. Just come enjoy my tits 🤷🏻♀️2yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Hello and welcome to another episode of “I should be cooking but instead I’m drunk and taking pictures of my tits” 🙃3yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
All this fuckin’ quarantine time and a bitch still can’t clean her room, smh 🙃4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Drunk, emotionally vulnerable, and wearing granny panties. My choices were posting my tits to reddit or texting my ex so here we are 🙃4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Met a hella cute boy at the bar tonight. Wasn’t sure if he was feeling it. Offered him my phone number anyway. He took it. Hit up the group chat. The girls told me he was eyeing my thighs all night and zeroed in on my ass every time I got up for a new drink. Ya girl’s had a damn good night 😏2yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
WELP I’ve watched Tiger King 3x now, what even is next? Do I just skip all of Netflix and move straight to meth? 🤔4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Who’s got two thumbs, had a shitty day, and is posting her tits for validation again? This girl, aayyyy 👍🏼👍🏼4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Quarantitties 7: received my final divorce judgement draft today. One step closer to being done and free.4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
I know it’s Monday night but it’s ya girl’s Friday night so booze in, tits out 🙃4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Tinder match called me a whore for posting, said no one would ever marry me cause I’ve got a kid, and said I deserved to be divorced. I told him “What the FUCK makes you think I want to be married again?” It’s 2021. Kindly leave the slut shaming in a motherfuckin box to the motherfuckin left 💁🏻♀️3yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
POV: I’m slightly hungover and you go down on me til I’m satisfied. Then we get brunch 🙃3yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Don’t mind me, I’m just over here still mourning the deaths of two fictional characters I spent the last 15 years with 😭3yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Things I should be doing: cleaning my apartment. Things I’m doing instead: drinking wine and taking pictures of my tits 🙃4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Back on my bullshit...and by back on my bullshit I mean day drinking and taking pictures of my tits instead of cleaning 🙃4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
A year and a half ago my husband left me and I moved our tiny one and I into an itty bitty one bedroom apartment. Today I moved us into a 2bd twice the size. Feeling pretty damn good tonight 🖤3yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Who’s gonna come cuddle me while I sob over Hamilton for the 836th time? 🙃3yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
If you’re not using your tits to hold your drink while you’re solo Netflix and chillin’ are you even living your best life?4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Let’s call a spade a spade: I’m lonely and need attention, come look at my tits 🤷🏻♀️4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Just gonna be over here with my faerie smut books all weekend. If anyone needs me, no ya don’t 😌5d ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/chubby
Quarantitties 3: hiding in my bathroom drinking white claws with the homies 🙃4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Irritated at myself for using my best quarantine caption so early on but whatevs here’s more tits 🤷🏻♀️4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Y’all are NEVER gonna fuckin’ believe it but guess who’s drunk and posting her tits again?! 😱4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
There’s a sign in this bar bathroom that says “no humping” but fuck it, let’s go 😏2yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
HEY Y’ALL! After almost a year of struggling as a single mama I finally got the job I’ve always wanted and I’m in the mood to fuckin’ CELEBRATE 🎉4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
It’s been a WEEK, y’all. Who wants to come worship me? And by worship me I mean buy my drunk ass dinner 😜4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
My girl crush just sent me the most perfect song and said it was made for us and I’m just over here all fluttery like 🙃4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Whoopsie daisy, guess who’s drunk on a Friday night and showing off her tits again? 🙃2yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Hey y’all I’m having a real shitty night, come tell me how great my tits are 🙃4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
You ever catch a glimpse at your tits when you’re getting ready to get in the shower and you’re just like “nice 😏”?4yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Pool hair don’t care. Also these tan lines are getting a lil ridiculous tbh 🙃2yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Y’know when you have a new boy coming over for the first time so you gotta actually shave your legs and bust out the lace? 😏3yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Ya girl’s fully vaxxed and ready for hot girl summer, who wants to make out?! 😘3yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Good news: they finally opened my pool. Bad news: I was so excited I forgot sunscreen. Just call me your lil neapolitan sundae 🙃2yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Did y’all know Reddit notifies the user when you follow them? Feel like some of ya didn’t 😏🙃3yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Serious question...if I answer the door like this do y’all think that’s enough of a tip? 🤔3yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
Fwb had to cancel tonight (for good reason) and now I’m cranky and horny and y’all’s problem 🙃3yr ⋅ allonsyy_alonzo ⋅ r/BBW
