I have a friend that won't come over because I let my ugly lizard out.

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I had a porch pirate steal my package today. Too bad it was a box of three hundred roaches. Enjoy...

1yr ⋅

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I have a friend that won't come over because I let my ugly lizard out

2yr ⋅

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Charcoal, me, 2020

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I didn't realize I was becoming a weird reptile mom until I took this photo

9mo ⋅

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Who's that pokemon?!

2yr ⋅

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Coming to a campground near you.

3mo ⋅

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I've had him for 6 months today and he likes to curl up in balls!

3yr ⋅

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I'm not allowed to have a pet at my apartment but maybe my landlord would forgive me if he saw this face...

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