Girl needs a wine opener, is holding a Swiss Army Knife with a corkscrew...10yr ⋅ AlexanderPortnoy ⋅ r/facepalm
Much has been made of CDM’s love of J’s, but he’s for real. He’s wearing Jordan XI “Concords” the day after they launched the reissue. He knows what he’s doing.5yr ⋅ AlexanderPortnoy ⋅ r/FloridaGators
It’s the off-season, so anyone want to unnecessarily read into Feliepe’s Instagram story with me?5yr ⋅ AlexanderPortnoy ⋅ r/FloridaGators
Woke up in the middle of the night and decided to open some packs while taking a shit. It got a bit messy.10yr ⋅ AlexanderPortnoy ⋅ r/FIFA
