Blessed_doctor

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Weather magic

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So they are that light

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He had to do what?

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P T S D

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smoking can kill you

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1000 foot spider web in Greece right now

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PSA: BOOF XANS. DO NOT INGEST THROUGH THE MOUTH PSA: BOOF XANS

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Fire Tennis

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blessed_execution

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Crazy Camerawork during a Huge F1 Crash

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Back to the Shop

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I drew poppy outlines for my class to cut out - they look like they overlap but don’t.

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Wait, I thought the reason why we are so protective of Israel was because this is the only democracy in the Middle East. What if the gop finds out they’re a bunch of...of...of... socialists?!? 🤪

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hmm

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Looks like a painted beach scene with a distant shrimp boat, but it's just the bottom of a door.

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Waking a kitten up with an airhorn

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hmu

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For the love of Beyonce

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R'ear the booty hunter

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Genius is in a hurry

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They actually bit

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How to handle your mom’s enormous erection

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Gently... gently...

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Not your fault

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12 years ago, my father said on his death bed “make me proud son... get 99 mining on RuneScape” had nobody else to share this with after my entire family tree died in a car crash. I quit RuneScape 2 weeks after my dad died too so here’s a pic of someone else with 99 mining.

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How to Train a Dog

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3 near misses in 10 seconds

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happy two-year anniversary to this tweet

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boof

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Die Lit

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Every employee at this Sonic location quit because the new owners lowered their pay to “$4 per hour, plus tips”. But fast food workers never get tipped, so how is this even legal?? Shame on the new owners

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Netflix Calligraphy

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Bullshit

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Slav die

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Gash

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Stomach

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Gimmie an Aye if you're vaccinated

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No. No. NO.

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Yikes

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A two for one special

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THIS IS THE PSYCHEDELIC POLICE IF ALL EARTH NIGGAS NOT ENLIGHTENED BY 11:59 EST SHIT BOUTA POP OFF

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It's not snow, but rather the spider season in Australia

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My new keyboard has a button that types today’s date and it just so happens to be today’s date.

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Guy on my facebook is a goldmine for this stuff.

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Oh God Oh Fuck

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I opened my yoghourt and this happened

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Taking a left turn into a truck sandwich.

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Yeah that's a no from me.

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🗝️🗝️🗝️

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Push harder

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Blessed_pumpkin

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Man, I can't wait to go to my favorite Taiwanese Plantation Store!

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cursed_hat

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Why don't you take a seat over there?

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