I feel kinda silly doing it, but they are good examples
My 23-year-old mentally handicapped son decided to help his mom with laundry after she went to bed.
Re-reading the first Harry Potter book, and I just realized Fred and George Weasely were hitting Voldemort in the face with snowballs!
At 90 years young and after about half a century of running his own business, my dad left his office for the last time yesterday. On to your next adventure, dad.
I reached into the box for the last can, but instead found only this note from one of my kids.
Saw this on r/helpmefind, of course thought of you folks. Props to u/illuminatali
Best protest sign ever.
At work, I was half-way through watching this funny video on mute with subtitles. Then this Clippy-level tip appeared, and the subtitles disappeared.
My 23-year-old mentally handicapped son wanted to help his mom this morning.
I am ready to burst. My daughter just became engaged to the love of her life, and I couldn't be more pleased with her choice. (She's the first of my five kids to get married!)
This is my dad, 93, at his youngest grandchild's last HS play (All Shook Up). The 50s Elvis music was from dad's late 20s, so he knew the songs and some dance moves and was tapping his toe and waving his hand like he was part of it. Likely the last play he'll see. He had a great time.
Driving a small car, this was SO tempting.
A friend's ward had these hymns today in honor of the shorter schedule.
Breaking: North Carolina now in middle of Bermuda Triangle
Months ago, my son took the last can of pop and left only a note; many of you told me to get back at him on his birthday. Today was that day of payback.
When you are chonkers, everywhere are soft
The beans are there, I promise. Somewhere under all that toe bean fur.
Neighborhoods in Utah are weird.
The chonker wrapping help has arrived.
Some days, nothing goes right.
From a neighbor: Our cat has been unrolling the toilet paper roll for fun in 'his' bathroom, so I turned the roll around toddler-style. Here is his opinion on that.
Son in the sun today. He said he was sitting in the sun because the kitty thought it was a good idea.
Cat crawls away from bird
If anti-vaxx isn't science, what is it?
MY FEELINGS ARE SAD BECAUSE HE WOULD NOT TELL ME IF HE WAS FROM NULL
The candy lei tradition got a little out of hand this morning at graduation.
Two levels of assholedesign in a Create account screen: Asking for a PIN that hasn't been created yet, and helpfully telling me to Please enter your PIN when I click Forgot your PIN?
Two months in, longest I've ever had it, intending to keep it going for a while. I only trim down by the neck/throat area. Any tips for improving this (besides cosmetic surgery)?
Old tree trunk pre- and post-power washing
Of course my child couldn't just put the new roll on the holder.
My eye doctor dilated only one of my eyes this morning.
At this weekend's Boy Scout winter camp, the quotes on this made me...uncomfortable.
Happy to be alive and kicking: 10 years ago today, I survived a heart attack. Today my arteries & heart are as healthy as they ever were, thanks to supporting family & friends, and modern medicine. Happy second birthday to me!
Our old can't opener.
This sharp-ish barb on my pen's pocket clip, snagging on my pocket and tearing it.
Our living room last night. Sorry for potato quality. Should have had a fire going, but...chocolate. :/
Pandoc.org's file conversion diagram
To camouflage a police car
Use children's training chopsticks to grab floating things (like pickles) out of jars; much easier than a fork
I care too much what people think of the contents of my shopping cart.
Being Halloween, this Boy Scout camp medical office sign seems especially ominous (sign is the year-round sign).
I wouldn't be so upset, but it was a mega pack.
Gear: Cheap & easy triage tape dispenser
I blame the Mormon missionaries.
From a website for printing services. Only the best quaility for you.
My office tried to make a contest of its canned food drive by separating the donation boxes into smartphone teams. The Windows phone contributors have spoken.
$1 flashlight + $1 worth of noodle = Cheapo traffic/crowd control light
So this just happened to me last night, while teaching Emergency Medical Operations Part 2. Walked into a wall cabinet. No April Fool's.
Latterdaysaints Reddit gold: kitty likes scripture reading because that's when the black ribbon toy comes out to play
Ironically, I was searching for information on variables.
What paperclips do in my office
Fidget Spinner game is #1 on Google Play Store's Top Free Games list.
FB post convo with a Lutheran friend about my ward's change to 9:00am meetings tomorrow. Was fun explaining our taxing Utah membership logistics, while keeping things civil. Wanted to share.
In this week's episode of 'Ergonomics Gone Awry,' we present a utensil with a sharp knife for the handle.
Yoder's bacon in a can. Because when it's Yoder's, you KNOW it's good.
Had eye surgery last week, replacing my cataract-clouded lens with an artificial one. Not impressed.
Killed the only two base-capping tanks AFTER Base captured message. Still lost, of course. ARGH!
Got a great one-word score on Words with Friends, but...apparently Squiffy is a word.
My 11-year-old, still solidly in the girls have cooties stage, brought home this invitation to his school's Valentine's dance. He's never been to a dance before.
From a full bowl of candy corn, these parts broke off naturally. In the end, all that's left are teeth.
Too old to understand what these are