Every dnd party needs someone who specializes in bathing in the blood of their enemies2mo ⋅ ahcowles ⋅ r/dndmemes
Cut to: The barbarian leading the proletariat in a riot against the corrupt ruling class.4yr ⋅ ahcowles ⋅ r/dndmemes
Wizard: *casts haste on the fighter* Fighter: *grins in swinging a sword 5 times*3yr ⋅ ahcowles ⋅ r/dndmemes
Just remember, everyone needs their time to shine and you don’t get to be a part of everything.5yr ⋅ ahcowles ⋅ r/dndmemes
Player: “wait this might be a trap, I want to insight check the puzzle to see if it’s a trap” DM: *screams internally*5yr ⋅ ahcowles ⋅ r/dndmemes
My favorite dinosaur to use in my campaign is a thesaurus (everything about this post is dumb and I’m sorry)2yr ⋅ ahcowles ⋅ r/dndmemes
Tall ones. With green. They’re from Fantasy Canada, you wouldn’t know them2yr ⋅ ahcowles ⋅ r/dndmemes
Hell hath no fury like a party tricked into performing an ancient evil summoning ritual3yr ⋅ ahcowles ⋅ r/dndmemes
Just gotta find this farmer’s wife first and then go win the drinking contest at the local tavern.4yr ⋅ ahcowles ⋅ r/dndmemes
“Sire if you’ll recall you actually specifically requested that your wife be seduced.”4yr ⋅ ahcowles ⋅ r/dndmemes
At least 50% chance that the players cancel but until that happens I’m ready4yr ⋅ ahcowles ⋅ r/dndmemes
Maybe I just have one arrow that I’ve tied a very long string too, how about that2yr ⋅ ahcowles ⋅ r/dndmemes
Sometimes a task is easy. And sometimes the DM just wants to move things along.5yr ⋅ ahcowles ⋅ r/dndmemes
“Roll a strength check” “26” “Yeah unfortunately that sword is just too dang heavy”5yr ⋅ ahcowles ⋅ r/dndmemes
Today marks one year since I began my Dnd meme-making hobby. Here we are 428 memes later. Thanks for the laughs, the anecdotes, and the campaign ideas. Long live r/dndmemes.4yr ⋅ ahcowles ⋅ r/dndmemes
One day it will be your turn dwarf sorcerer build that doesn’t work very well5yr ⋅ ahcowles ⋅ r/dndmemes
Roleplay is about embodying your character. Meta-gaming is about you. Unless you play a wizard. Then both are about nerds who read books.5yr ⋅ ahcowles ⋅ r/dndmemes
