I wanna roll my eyes right now, but the doctor said if I keep doing it my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.

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This #hater just hasn’t used enough pure romance toys to up his sex game

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Guess where we are going in a month?

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I just met you and I love you

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Now that’s a bloody good burn.

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TooMeIrlFor🍆Irl

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Anyone else shamelessly interested in the John Mulaney/ Olivia Munn / Ruston Kelly / Kacey Musgraves connection ?

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The flowers at Disneyland never cease to amaze me

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That’s a no for me when it comes to Mota skates.

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Too late to share mine?

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This post made me genuinely nauseous

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My boyfriend made this cake for my birthday!

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New NARS palette

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Loved all the little notes in Trader Sams!

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[B&A] Skin Picking Progress!

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Pretty proud of how my sign turned out!

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Marvel Infinity War Collection from Besame

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Miss these guys!

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This gorgeous yellow dress from the movie Brooklyn

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Ah yes. Not wanting to get hit by a bat = feminist coward.

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Giving new meaning to creepy collarbones

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This Picture: Stupid

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What BG would be the last one standing ?

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What abomination was I just served on my flight in Thailand?

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The hat makes this.

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Take Me Back

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This gorgeous red dress

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Dupes for this gorgeous lip color on Rosie?

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She posted this on small business Saturday. Because nothing says giving back to your community like massive credit card debt multi-million dollar schemes.

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These slip on shoes, but on the cheap.

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Someone tried to impersonate Laura Lee in order to get her PR packages

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