Can't even enjoy this magical double yolk because it screwed up my carefully calibrated breakfast5yr ⋅ afarbz ⋅ r/1200isfineIGUESSugh
Went out for dinner for my birthday last night. Restaurant was skeptical.5yr ⋅ afarbz ⋅ r/suspiciousquotes
Sometimes you just want to look like a mermaid ;) featuring my tail ;) CCNW plebs7yr ⋅ afarbz ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
What it's like now that my boyfriend and best friend have caught up with Homestuck...12yr ⋅ afarbz ⋅ r/homestuck
My cousin just sent us a photo of her one-month-old. Welcome to Russian parenting.12yr ⋅ afarbz ⋅ r/funny
