Peanut butter and jelly now comes in quick-dispense tubes! Truly, we live in the future.2yr ⋅ AegisofOregon ⋅ r/forbiddensnacks
Son, only a pimp in a Louisiana whorehouse carries a pearl-handled revolver1yr ⋅ AegisofOregon ⋅ r/guns
He's been here for nearly 3 hours now. I've long devoured the half bag of Doritos that was reachable from the couch. It's the only thing I've eaten in 9 hours. Help.1yr ⋅ AegisofOregon ⋅ r/cathostage
If you don't mind them missing a piece or two, you can find yourself an SIC on the clearance shelf for half price!2yr ⋅ AegisofOregon ⋅ r/standardissuecat
Not sure how well this fits the general vibe of the sub, but here's a gargoyle/demon thing riding a ram skull motorcycle through a graveyard, picked up for 4 bucks at the Habitat for Humanity Restore. Don't know yet who's getting it for Christmas, but they better appreciate it.2yr ⋅ AegisofOregon ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
