He made so many nikes
Saw this monstrosity at Ikea
I just learned I'm going to be a father!
Was interested in checking this show out and right on top of google search they put spoilers...
Got my birthday tattoo. One ring for every year I grow, like a tree. Goes all the way around. Will add another ring every year for my birthday.
Feel so good it hurts
Woman claims she should be able to smoke while pregnant because her last baby turned out fine [x-post /cringe]
When she finally get her period after I forgot to pull out
I will be doing my other thumb next month when I work up the courage to tattoo around my cuticle again.
She knows they don't taste the same
Finally finished both thumbs. 0/10 do not recommend.
Made an indoor wall garden.
Risky shot but it paid off
Chewin on his foot, tongue out. Stayed like this for 10 minutes.
Spotted a mansion
I'm probably going to hell for this one
It appears the world trade centers were full of soldiers on 9/11
She knows exactly what I'm looking for
Math skills on point (the answer is -13)
Took me forever to get him to hold still long enough to take a picture
Guy trys to say his grandfather did the impossible. Guy calls his BS with snopes article.
I've found my queen
Make your tile dirtier!
How I solve most my problems
3 or so years of growth.
Well. That was easy.
Look at all my matc.. oh fuck you Tinder.
Just got a new puppy. He's now our office mascot. I love my job.
My baby loves me
This was the last pic I took of my best friend Brody. He was almost a year. A car took him from me today. RIP Buddy. <3
Is this real life?
I miss her being this small
What is this, things for ants for ants?
My little man in his hoodie
Throw out your soap, dimwits.
Classy ladies cross all 4 of their legs.
When she still remember that time she caught you cheatin
Anyone watch Game of Thrones?
It's like her pretty face slid off a little
The way my bed fits in my room
[Homemade] Korean BBQ cauliflower / Mac & cheese
My boy loves to go shopping
Fuel for my child-free fire
I'm not playin.. take this f***ing hat off me
Heineken over the Flower Market in Amsterdam (where they invented Heineken!)
I guess Beth doesn't find me amusing.
Brody the Beggar
Baby chicks with my baby pit
This was the last pic I took of my best friend. He got hit by a car today. RIP Brody. I miss you so much.
At first glance I thought she had a similar interest.
How I feel looking at my 20 messages from people looking for a place this week.
What is this, an airport for ants?
Updated my setup. 2 PS4s and 2 switches on 2 60 inch TVs.
I heard we're doing shoulder chickens
Her reaction when I go in for the morning sex
He's climbing up my legs at work to see this beauty.
Do you think she'll be interested irh not?
You know you don't wanna but you gotta
You know the feels
I just discovered Harold is hosting a fitness class at my gym!
Raising her eyebrows to try to make it look smaller
I just discovered Harold is hosting a fitness class at my gym! [ x-post from /youdontsurf ]
Head, $100, 4x12 cab, $100. Best $200 I've ever spent.
Guy who posts video of him mercilessly beating dog on facebook gets his ass beat down
When shark week is finally over
When to pick this bad boy?
When you can't feel your legs anymore
That tummy though...
Big day for this future bachelor!
Hola to all my spanish speakers
MRW I see dat ass up in the club
Strange looking square
I told her from the start not to bring that shit up or we'd end up fighting about it.
I can see why she didn't make it over at blackpeoplemeet
My girlfriend doesn't think shes pretty butttt I beg to differ
26/m/Dispatcher [Las Vegas, NV] (not including the iphone I took the picture with)
Sensi thermostat wont register, looking for advice
Nothing says protection like flip flops and halter tops.
My hands after 1 year, fully healed.
Cheese and meat board with assorted jellies and a blue moon [OC] [4032x2268]
This mother voted no to medical marijuana legalization because she is allergic...
I know it's not tinder but I figured you guys would appreciate this bit of crazy.
The part where my speaker stand sits broke. What is it called so I can try to find a replacement?
Albert Einstein crossing his legs in short shorts
Someone posted this on their timeline. The crust is made of crescent dough...
Babymurderer training his dog to help him hide the body, disguises it as dog protecting child from cold
PsBattle: Badass little kid on his first motorcycle
It feels rather nice
Deep fried spicy tuna melt on hamburger buns with sweet peas and powdered sugar.
What the fuck is couples privilege?