Just follow the law
“I love when Arya and Podrick slept together!!”
Coming full circle
One if by pink, two if by stink.
It took her 2 days to send the pictures. Bonus: good boy
GET OUTTA MAH SWAMP
Full disclosure: this was me. Ugh
I was literally watching Veronica Mars myself so suck it.
I’m glad I have guy friends that I don’t have to pretend to be super macho with all the time.
This guy drinking Maker’s Mark from a broken bottle on my train ride this morning at 6:30am.
Have you people never heard of skywriting?
Please don't smile at me
[Request] How much would Bezos be worth if he paid all of Amazon's employees at least $15 from his own money?
My name is Adam and I approve this message
Bet he also screams his drive-thru orders.
Mitch McConnell meeting with constituents
Showing up is half the battle
This horse toy that everyone had
Crazy how nature do dat
If you want to fight her, better bring your big boy facts.
My office went all out on the Halloween decorations this year
Ventra can save you 40 percent dollars!
Whoa Black Betty
Tfw you just wanted a little political theater and end up committing a federal crime
It hits all four quadrants
to celebrate Halloween
She’s just a Poe girl from a Poe family
Who hurt you?
Fox News welcoming back Megyn Kelly after her racist comment
In 1912, Japan gifted the US with several cherry trees as a gesture of good will. That Spring, we discovered they actually bloomed vicious assassin cats that attempted to kill William Howard Taft. 33 years later, we exacted our revenge.
Don’t get me wrong, every other gender reveal party is just as bad as this one.
Third time cooking this dish in a week. Best so far.
Not so fast, little one.
Sounds like a good deal, boss.
Them family ties are starting to unravel.
Dumb kid thinks he’s helping
Just Fucking Kidding
...meme this fuck to death.
Turns out that the butter I’ve been using for years was actually margarine. I’m an idiot. But my first batch of chocolate chip cookies with actual butter came out amazing
The world’s largest Starbucks just opened a couple blocks from my work.
How dare this magazine about celebrities report on celebrities?!
I asked which subreddits are dead, checked this one out, sidebar says “first rule of fightsub is do not talk about fightsub”
She might’ve survived the shooting, but will Marco survive her burns?
New rule: when you see something cute you say, Luke.
Soviet anti-war poster. “Don’t fight! Trade!”
Good thing you elected a business man as president then.
MFW the only reason I’m not remembered as the worst emperor in Rome is because I was so bad my name was scrubbed from history
I think my congressman just admitted that holocaust deniers, racists and fascists run as Republicans.
My ticket didn’t let me bring a free carry on, but they can put a credit card swipe on every single seat so we can pay $6 to watch Cash Cab for 2 hours.
Step 2 is a particular conundrum
They call us The Weeknd of our Trailer Park. Say no more.
What is she trying to tell me?!
Ah yes, my favorite episode
Saw a transport carrying a few of our best and brightest. There’s nothing like empirical efficiency.
Oldin the Allframer
Came upon this fun shop today
“Half of 36 is less than half of 30, right?” “Oh yeah definitely.”
🎶Nana got a gat 🎶
Comcast Xfinity was the only option in my building. The internet isn’t even working yet.
This guy... This is just the tip of the iceberg.
Great Reddit timing
It's real sticky
Somehow we got from Andy Samberg's acting to here
How to teach your child the family gang signs
Duckface, Scourge of Instagram
When you get that irrational feeling that your friends don’t like you, then they ask if you want to go swimming
What the fuck are you selling me?
“Can I get a little off the top, and just fuck up the bottom”
Came to see what this sub was and read the rule. I’m afraid to break it. What happens if you do?
Could’ve sworn I defeated this pidgey yesterday
I made a subtle change to this feel-good story.
Umm... not interested