Alternate title: Fully-funded police force unable to stop car from being stolen3yr ⋅ adamtwosleeves ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Alternate title: Fully-funded police force unable to stop car from being stolen3yr ⋅ adamtwosleeves ⋅ r/TheRightCantMeme
Nothing to celebrate really, but made a nice dinner for myself.2yr ⋅ adamtwosleeves ⋅ r/tonightsdinner
I’m glad I have guy friends that I don’t have to pretend to be super macho with all the time.5yr ⋅ adamtwosleeves ⋅ r/wholesomememes
This guy drinking Maker’s Mark from a broken bottle on my train ride this morning at 6:30am.6yr ⋅ adamtwosleeves ⋅ r/trashy
[Request] How much would Bezos be worth if he paid all of Amazon's employees at least $15 from his own money?7yr ⋅ adamtwosleeves ⋅ r/theydidthemath
Make Criticizing Politicians Regardless of Party Affiliation Great Again3yr ⋅ adamtwosleeves ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Tfw you just wanted a little political theater and end up committing a federal crime4yr ⋅ adamtwosleeves ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Please don't rush me; I'm still learning my shoelace knot.3yr ⋅ adamtwosleeves ⋅ r/WhitePeopleTwitter
This quote from the great David Sedaris is still relevant four years later.3yr ⋅ adamtwosleeves ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
In 1912, Japan gifted the US with several cherry trees as a gesture of good will. That Spring, we discovered they actually bloomed vicious assassin cats that attempted to kill William Howard Taft. 33 years later, we exacted our revenge.6yr ⋅ adamtwosleeves ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Don’t get me wrong, every other gender reveal party is just as bad as this one.6yr ⋅ adamtwosleeves ⋅ r/facepalm
The world’s largest Starbucks just opened a couple blocks from my work.4yr ⋅ adamtwosleeves ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Turns out that the butter I’ve been using for years was actually margarine. I’m an idiot. But my first batch of chocolate chip cookies with actual butter came out amazing6yr ⋅ adamtwosleeves ⋅ r/FoodPorn
I asked which subreddits are dead, checked this one out, sidebar says “first rule of fightsub is do not talk about fightsub”5yr ⋅ adamtwosleeves ⋅ r/facepalm
She might’ve survived the shooting, but will Marco survive her burns?6yr ⋅ adamtwosleeves ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
MFW the only reason I’m not remembered as the worst emperor in Rome is because I was so bad my name was scrubbed from history5yr ⋅ adamtwosleeves ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
I think my congressman just admitted that holocaust deniers, racists and fascists run as Republicans.6yr ⋅ adamtwosleeves ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
My ticket didn’t let me bring a free carry on, but they can put a credit card swipe on every single seat so we can pay $6 to watch Cash Cab for 2 hours.6yr ⋅ adamtwosleeves ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Saw a transport carrying a few of our best and brightest. There’s nothing like empirical efficiency.6yr ⋅ adamtwosleeves ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
Comcast Xfinity was the only option in my building. The internet isn’t even working yet.6yr ⋅ adamtwosleeves ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
When you get that irrational feeling that your friends don’t like you, then they ask if you want to go swimming6yr ⋅ adamtwosleeves ⋅ r/wholesomememes
“Can I get a little off the top, and just fuck up the bottom”6yr ⋅ adamtwosleeves ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
Came to see what this sub was and read the rule. I’m afraid to break it. What happens if you do?6yr ⋅ adamtwosleeves ⋅ r/195
