How dare they...*checks notes*...exercise.

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Today is my fifth anniversary with this guy. Been together for 13 years this month.

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Today is my fifth anniversary. Been with my husband for 13 years this month.

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This is Miles. He loves his fishy. Sometimes he takes his fishy for a walk to show everybody how much he loves the fishy.

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This is the image that appeared on my wedding invitations.

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For Halloween, Arnold dressed up as a big bowl of Snoot Loops.

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I kinda want to know what it looks like *after* the oven.

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I decided I wanted to drive something *fun* instead of the practical cars I've driven for 16 years. 2020 R55.

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They call it the third rail cause that’s where the power is.

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Yeah, that tracks, actually. I'm surprised it wasn't more.

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It was the best of times, it was the Chirst of times...

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