Been waiting over a month for this delivery. It finally came today. I had left a pre-sign agreement on the door so I wouldn't have to miss work to sign for it. The driver just put a missed you notice right beside it and didn't deliver my package.1yr ⋅ adamhasabeard ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
A year ago my wife left me and my girls. I finally got the finalized divorce papers in the mail today! That means I officially have custody of my two tiny monsters! I’ve also lost over 70lbs in the last year, working to get healthy and watch these two grow up. Haven’t been this happy in forever.6yr ⋅ adamhasabeard ⋅ r/happy
This is Boris. He follows me around waiting for grasshoppers to jump in the lake while I’m cutting grass.5yr ⋅ adamhasabeard ⋅ r/pics
Ordered this friar costume for a Renaissance Fair. I ended up with a Darth Fatter costume.5yr ⋅ adamhasabeard ⋅ r/ExpectationVsReality
Single dad, first time here. Just rearranged my living room to make a gaming setup for me and my girls.4yr ⋅ adamhasabeard ⋅ r/malelivingspace
I imagine this is what it’d look like if a can of Rockstar gained sentience.4yr ⋅ adamhasabeard ⋅ r/awfuleverything
Don’t worry about trying to find the owner or disciplining your shit kid, just sell it.5yr ⋅ adamhasabeard ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Tried to take a cutesy picture of my daughter sitting by the pond. She stood up halfway through and I thought it looked like she was screaming angrily at the fish. Made it into a fake album cover.5yr ⋅ adamhasabeard ⋅ r/funny
Ya gotta clear the copper mine of vampires BEFORE the kids can play in them.5yr ⋅ adamhasabeard ⋅ r/tumblr
Drove 1000 miles to camp on Lake Ontario and show the country to my kids.2yr ⋅ adamhasabeard ⋅ r/pics
Wow. Look out South Carolinians. Got some mushbrains living out there.6yr ⋅ adamhasabeard ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
Everybody else is out robbing trains, hunting bears, having gunfights, and I’m sitting back at the campsite like...6yr ⋅ adamhasabeard ⋅ r/reddeadredemption
Homemade bagel bites (toast, spaghetti sauce, string cheese). Not s’bad.4yr ⋅ adamhasabeard ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Found a picture of me from 2011 when I dressed up as Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.6yr ⋅ adamhasabeard ⋅ r/pics
Found this while looking through old photos. I dressed up as Carl for Halloween in 2011.6yr ⋅ adamhasabeard ⋅ r/AquaTeenHungerForce
