I had the new version of Impossible burger @ Red Cow and man have they perfected it. It tastes very close to real thing.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/Minneapolis
I'll be periodically be posting my 2015/2016 earnings to show new drivers what we used to make before Lyft screwed us.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/Lyft
I cut my own hair for the first time and saved $15. May not be perfect but am happy with it.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/Frugal
Native American Ambulance coming to lend hand during drunk hours in uptown. They are normally in Prior lake area.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/Minneapolis
Lyft get ready to be class action sued for banning future drivers ability to make a new claim.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/Lyft
First millionaire to actual tip me. She owns her own construction company and her house is $2Million.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/Lyft
Am watching Astral 2018. Beginning of movie had intro of what AP is and about.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/AstralProjection
After 700 rides they deactivated my friend because a woman said he was impaired all because he cut a yellow light. He said she left him happy smiling at her destination instead of asking to be let off right away.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/Lyft
Now this just breaks my heart, Uber misses me badly. But Uber if only you didn't start taking 40-60% of my ride earnings, I would've stuck around. It's been 2+ months since I quit Uber.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/uber
Sold my 2018 XLE Camry hybrid for $25k. Say hello to my 269k mile hybrid 2007 Prius I bought for $1k. No monthly payments and cheap insurance, profit time with Eats.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/UberEATS
I woke up to new Lyft surge style, it doesn't even have dollar amounts like Uber does. They just want me to go to those yellowish zones without knowing what I'm driving to earn?5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/Lyft
Lyft got rid of most of Primetime if not all of it at the Airport, this is proof right here. I was in downtown Minneapolis and Lyft said I was the only driver, back to back pings came from airport, yet Lyft never surged it up! Bad Lyft5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/Lyft
When you're sitting at your day job and you look at Uber app out of curiosity and the whole cities and aeroport are red hot with surge. Too bad I don't get off soon.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/uber
They wanna pull me back after they noticed myself and many drivers are quitting. We ain't $5 whores, they need us drivers not the other way around (till they perfect self driving cars)5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/uber
I as a driver looked at lyfts Google Play feedback, and it has been heading downhill, drivers are almost always 15 minutes away because all the rate slashes and taking of more of drivers money caused many to quit. I think Lyft may sell itself soon as it can't keep surviving this way.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/Lyft
New surge is delicacy for Uber while we the drivers get 40%. Poor Uber is struggling so bad it goes after more of drivers fares . See you at Strike day May 8 Uber.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/uber
The Uber $5 for 1 ride promos really add up and make big difference, But I wish they can do it frequently.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/uber
Tom gave me $20 for returning his phone for his drunk friend I dropped last night for him. So I won't have Lyft so the $15 charge.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/Lyft
Received VIOFO infrared Camera today, time to catch some night time incidents baby. Drunks here I come.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/uber
Does Lyft need to fire some of it developers? This crap is on a freeway that doesn't follow you around.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/Lyft
Cool Canadian pro Hocker player I drove. He tipped fine too. Best tip from a Canadian. (I never saw a tip from Canadian before)5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/uber
No wonder why ladies fear doing this job, dude asked me in Uber if he can suck my you know. I didn't have my hidden camera running as I just got back to Lyft and Uber driving.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/Lyft
They say the last or first ticket is a lucky one, this one was last ticket in the store.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/Lottery
Bounty on the way to me soon. Good thing they didn't find it a duplicate issue. Lately stuff I find was already found by another person before me, so am happy to see I found one for United that wasn't found yet.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/hacking
I just drove to another state and made only $46. Reason Taxis laugh at us5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/lyftdrivers
This is what $550 in LottoAmerica tickets looks like. And there is no guarantee I may win even the $20K prize. I feel good about it for tonights drawing. All these were not QP.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/gambling
Winners from my recent buying frenzy of $260. At least $100 in winners. Soon am gonna put $500 or more into it for the 3rd time.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/Lottery
I had to tell him I'll tip $5 cuz I'm going 2 blocks away. Too cold to walk. I will follow thru and not be tip liar.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/uber
In developing countries Uber drivers have it harder than us, yet they manage to buy brand new cars and drive for $2 super long distances like this dude is. He is driving me from big Egypt Mall to hotel which is far.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/uber
Just unboxed it to install it, so guess Menards does real life QA testing for toilets. That is real urine in there.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/WTF
I won $50. I only scratch off top part which shows at prizes won, but bottom area I never scratch off because I can't trust my eyes and I just scan.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/Lottery
I won back more than I put into Lotto America and PB for the first time. No quick picks. I chose these myself.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/Lottery
No thanks Lyft, I don't wanna leave staging lot. Making me leave it is your way of controlling me, that isn't what happens to an independent contractor.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/lyftdrivers
Lottery website put my 2 big wins $75k on Facebook, some were saying I used tax dollars to win, just because I have foreign name. But I work for my income and even donate some of my winnings.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/Lottery
When I'm only 3 short after hitting first and the last 2 numbers. Getting closer guys, am getting closer.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/Lottery
Bad weather made me take break from Ubereats so I can feed well on UberX, I shall finish $300 OR more tonight.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/UberEATS
A man saying Are you sending the drug dealers to assassinate me?, And another man saying Is it ok if I suck your dick? Are the main reasons I now have infrared cam for night. My state is 1 party state so I break no law. They are in my property after all.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/Lyft
Good thing they tipped me $10 cash, cuz that was a long and far ass ride on a %20 primetime.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/Lyft
She wanted me to risk getting a ticket for stopping at construction zone that clearly says no stopping. Lyft doesn't allow my text replies, but shows me pax messages. Lyft only gives fuck about pax.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/lyftdrivers
Someone pita stack of losing tickets at a spot where people pick up play slips to play their own numbers people are crazy.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/Lottery
Spent about $500 in draw games and $200 in Lotto America. I went out all out frenzy today because jackpots are so high5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/Lottery
Finally Lyft stopped that $3 crap for short distances. Thank you all the drivers that quit or temporarily stopped driving to pressure Lyft to increase our rates.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/Lyft
Epic gamblization today. I lost $50 on 2 high roller and am on my second one, plus I just bought loads of Lotto America. I'm circling entire cities today and expect to out in $500 or more today5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/Lottery
I was 2 balls away from $65,000 I will tackle this daily game again tomorrow.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/Lottery
Boy this restaurant ain't playing around when it comes to bringing in bag.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/UberEATS
To bypass the forced signout for ignoring a ping, just go offline for 1 minute when you see this Still accepting trips message, then counter will reset.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/uber
So now they are teaming up with Sbux to get us to drive. What is next? finding us a GF to get us driving and on road? No more UberX for us.5yr ⋅ ActualFunny ⋅ r/uber
