To be anti-government
One reason why I hate sorting by new.
Most fatherless award since 1996.
Hahaha apricot xd
The ‘ol badonkaloo.
This is why my dad is my hero
I see your police, and raise you some medics.
Anything by Bruno Mars.
Paging 911 second in command.
I probably need to.
Big hands, big balls, bigger hands.
My very retro TB in smalltown South-West Ohio.
Plot twist: it’s McAfee.
Finally found the right sub for this gem.
Not exactly creepy asterisks.. but still.
Unironically it’s my dad’s actual birthday today. Happy 45th, Dad!
When you’re on the actual sub and can’t spell it right.
Found on another sub. I want to die.
I got a two-for-one!
Thanks, I hate Kranch.
This counts, right?
I didn’t know Hitler was black
yeah, i like to get drunk
Wow kid you just got wooooshed. (Couldn’t fit the entire thing)
I’ve always loved Futurama.
How cute, they have matching bracelets!! 😍
Is that measurement in actual stores, six-inches, or footlongs? /s
The ‘ol SwitcharOwO
Yeah, that’s a real CrEePy FaCt, there chief.
This was once a good meme page.
The hero we need but don’t deserve
I use my fingers.
I’m a Millennial so I must be a crybaby.
[NSFW] (Re-Up) Your dick is a quarter in your mum’s vagina while your dads cock is a quarter way in your ass. Which way do you move to get out forward or out?
Alvin is qUiRkY >_<
i shidd n fard my pant
Weird flex, but okay.
Guess I'm not a real man.
Excuse me, what the fuck.