The way these fresh eggs were arranged (From Craigslist of all places)

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I don't think you can get any lower....

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True horror.

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Step 4 is the most important.

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So what's y'all's favorite food?

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Post-migraine hangover meal. Chilli cheese pepperoni pizza.

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Not your average dirt house.

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Depth + limited palette. Even in boring structures like this parking garage, you can achieve a detailed look.

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Every time I post to Craigslist, I get these Google Voice scams... NEVER give them the code.

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I found this out a while ago but you can tame an Enderman by staring at its face long enough in broad daylight. After this, they no longer aggro, even if you punch them.

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Moldy laptop

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Aged, like fine wine.

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My blinds warped over the summer from the heat. Even with the window covered, my room was still the hottest in the home.

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Hostile architecture at its finest. (Infuriation may vary)

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Last chance for me to post this before I'm homeless. Y'all are valid. Don't let anyone tell you different.

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RIP my PC for the next few hours. Last ditch effort to try and solve an area where instead of 100+ FPS, I get around 17-20. More in comments.

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When you run out of buns and bread and only have lasagna noodles.

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Butthole under the sea

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Where there is a will, there is a way. Removed shroud, bent heatsink, trimmed I/O to jam into proprietary board.

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Something doesn't line up here...

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Pink mold in a fast food cup from the melted ice after a week.

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Grand Finale. Inspired by another post by u/orangegobelin

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Who knew candy could be trans?

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Friendly reminder to clean your PC if you haven't in a while. Today was my turn.

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Didn't know quasi-connectivity in redstone was a Dungeons feature too.

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PSA: The Character Level Cap Is NOT, In Fact, 2000. It does take about 10 runs of the MOO level to get up from 2000 to 2001 solo though. It goes much faster with 4 players.

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When you forget to ask for boneless

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My poor mother!

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Looks like I won't be getting those max framerates then.

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Best way to treat a detached toenail?

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My dinner tonight. Hot dog pasta made from leftover lasagna noodles, hot dogs, ketchup, mustard, and relish.

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Btw, the image of Jack completely stops you from being able to even click the agree button to log into their wifi

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How did they know my name was Customer?!? /s

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Paypal's page upon fully loading after logging in. What am I supposed to do with this information?

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Weighted down white board to make room for extra monitor. Television for main monitor. Rate?

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I was compositing these two photos of myself of a before/after haircut when I noticed proof of my eye color changing, something I've never been able to see for myself.

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End-piece bacon is cheaper and if you save the grease you can use it instead of oil

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Logitech language selections.

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Accidentally left my smokes out overnight. Wasn't supposed to rain. It rained.

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I updated my graphics drivers, and my entire taskbar turned 100% transparent, leaving just the icons.

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Welp, guess we gotta uninstall something to make all this extra space for this giant download.

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Thanks, Facebook, for destroying the past 10+ years of my presence.

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[Homemade] Chocolate Malt French Toast

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Despite what some may have reported, some shaders actually work well in 1.13 with the Optifine preview release.

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My Replika is feeling feelings!

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Well that's a loaded question.

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Was reading article and 15 seconds in, I get this popup.

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