In the newest Wakanda Forever trailer [2022], Black Panther is revealed to be female. This is a reference to the failures of public education, which did not prepare me for the reality that panthers can not only be female, but also transphobic, racist, antivax, and climate skeptic.1yr ⋅ Absalom98 ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
in Justice League (2017), Henry Cavill's moustache had to be digitally removed as the actor was already filming MI:Fallout. This is a reference to Hollywood's obsession with CGI, as they could've just hired Liam Hemsworth to replace him instead of editing out his moustache.1yr ⋅ Absalom98 ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In Shazam! [2019], Zachary Levi plays the adult version of a 14 year-old boy. This is apparently a reference to reality, as Zachary Levi seems to be a dumb-as-shit 14 year-old pretending to be an adult.1yr ⋅ Absalom98 ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
I see a lot of people debating the resemblance of Rhaenyra's actresses, but can we all agree that Daemon's actors are spot-on? The resemblance is impeccable...1yr ⋅ Absalom98 ⋅ r/freefolk
Well, we all know the first thing that'll get axed in the Witcher Remake...1yr ⋅ Absalom98 ⋅ r/witcher
No, better to wait here and have someone else Google it for me. That karma ain't gonna farm itself.1yr ⋅ Absalom98 ⋅ r/Eldenring
Now that Activision has new hopefully-not-awful leadership, can they bring this franchise back?6mo ⋅ Absalom98 ⋅ r/gaming
I met someone special. She doesn't know I like her, but seeing her and thinking about her has made me smile again :)3mo ⋅ Absalom98 ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
This week on Awful Takes we present to you this dude: Maybe we as an industry should tell players who pay $70 for our dogshit game to go suck on it rather than apologize for deceiving them and releasing a broken, awful mess. We're not your servants, gamers! Who even are you, our costumers? Pfff11mo ⋅ Absalom98 ⋅ r/gaming
For the release of Morbius (2022), Sony executives decided to set a limit of 1 individual per screening. The fewer the better, it's waaaay scarier when you're in the theater alone. I will suck your bloood, blaaah, said Morbius director Daniel Espinosa, while immitating Jared Leto's performance.2yr ⋅ Absalom98 ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Disney has just announced that Thunderbolts [2025] was renamed to We Have the Avengers at Home to better align with its exciting cast of evil Captain America, fake Russian Captain America, Captain America's bro, Captain America ripoff, Black Widow's sis, and that chick from Ant-Man & The Wasp?!2mo ⋅ Absalom98 ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Remember, don't do yoga, lycanthropy, necromancy, or trilateralism at your local pot parties and shroom raves if you want to go to Heaven! Pedophilia is suspiciously absent though, I wonder why...2wk ⋅ Absalom98 ⋅ r/FunnyandSad
Marvel has revealed it removed a lot of Jonathan Majors' backstory scenes from Ant-Man 3. This is a hint that Marvel is about to remove a lot of Jonathan Majors' frontstory scenes as well.1yr ⋅ Absalom98 ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
At the end of Oppenheimer [2023], it is revealed that Oppie recruited Einstein for the Prometheus Initiative. Be prepared for Iron Heinsenberg, The Incredible Bohr, Fermi, and Captain Einstein: The First Prometheus, all culminating in The Prometheuses Assemble, in a theater near you!7mo ⋅ Absalom98 ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Having The Chinese Room develop this is like having id Software make a walking simulator, or having Bioware make a looter shooter [oh wait...]. Honestly even more concerned for this project now than after the OG devs were fired...8mo ⋅ Absalom98 ⋅ r/gaming
Today, after 9862 days, I have still not beaten cancer, as I never had cancer to begin with.1yr ⋅ Absalom98 ⋅ r/notinteresting
Ubisoft's Skull & Bones is a gateway to demonic possession! Also, you might wanna avoid Burning man, yoga, and Twilight at your local pot parties and shroom raves!2wk ⋅ Absalom98 ⋅ r/funny
Everyone talks about how strong Malenia and Radahn are, but Rykard's flame-skull-Chipotle-diarrhea spam would wipe the floor with both of them. I guess you could say... it would devooaahhh tha verrry goodddsss!2yr ⋅ Absalom98 ⋅ r/Eldenring
RIP Calanthe, we'll never see you in Gwent because we REALLY needed that 3rd Radovid card.8mo ⋅ Absalom98 ⋅ r/gwent
Christopher Judge has won Best Performance at The Game Awards 2022. Let's go!1yr ⋅ Absalom98 ⋅ r/GodofWarRagnarok
Ian Miles Cheong First Recipient of Neuralink Thanks to Inherently Low Risk of Damaging Intellect [Source Below]3mo ⋅ Absalom98 ⋅ r/rareinsults
Todd decided to celebrate Fallout 76 by overpromising 1000 planets!2yr ⋅ Absalom98 ⋅ r/BethesdaSoftworks
Some kind strangers gave me 1.2k coins. As an 82 year-old I have no idea what they're for, so I'm just gonna redistribute them to the masses.10mo ⋅ Absalom98 ⋅ r/notinteresting
Vox Populi, or in other words, only people who paid because they like me will now be able to vote on polls. Never have I seen a person whose words and actions are in complete contradiction to his supposed ideals.1yr ⋅ Absalom98 ⋅ r/WhitePeopleTwitter
RIP :( The hearts of stone and passion I still pray will one day be a Journey.2yr ⋅ Absalom98 ⋅ r/gwent
Just got the deluxe edition of the Witcher Ronin comic book. It's exquisite!2yr ⋅ Absalom98 ⋅ r/witcher
