People still continuously walk in on me handling biohazard and ask me if it’s the bathroom several times a day.1yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
7 years ago my ex slammed my face into a bathroom counter and damaged all my front teeth. Last week my dentist fixed them all free of charge. For the first time in 7 years I can actually smile.5yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/happy
My parents had an owl fall in their pool. I present to you, the most pissed off owl I have ever seen.10mo ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/funny
All my friends have been drooling over this on Facebook, but I can’t get over how tiny her head is5mo ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/Instagramreality
My school had “Netflix day” for spirit week. I think I’m the only one who didn’t dress up as a Riverdale character.6yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/BoJackHorseman
My friend and I decided to try to facetune people on here back to normal. They would all be fine without the insane editing!5yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/Instagramreality
Pretty much everyone irl forgot my birthday. This made me cry.4yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
No matter how many time I hide this thing, it keeps reappearing at my work. I’ve decided to just leave a note instead.1wk ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/antiMLM
Imagine having your wedding in a national forest, then vandalizing said forest.5yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/trashy
My coworker’s concoction of a bag of chips crushed up and poured into a jar of salsa like Mexican cereal6mo ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Futurama is frighteningly accurate when it comes to modern day politics.7yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/futurama
Body shaming is never okay! Unless you're skinny because you deserve it.7yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/fatlogic
I had a bunch of leftover dye I needed to use up, so I wound up with a pink to blue ombre!5yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/FancyFollicles
When your birth year begins in 19 and the DJ says he wants everyone to jump up and down1yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/electricdaisycarnival
Half the sub this past month after they blew all their calories on girl scout cookies by 9 AM.5yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/1200isjerky
Has anyone tried the habenero lime buldak? I chickened out and ending up getting curry2mo ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/InstantRamen
I mixed some of my old pots of color together rather than throwing them away. This is the result.5yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/FancyFollicles
Maybe it's just me, but I'm starting to find the jokes about murdering people with different ideologies concerning.4yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/InfowarriorRides
When you manage to finally make it to the front of Kinetic Field and get a great view.....of some girl’s ass1yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/electricdaisycarnival
My friendly king snake that lives in my yard came out for a visit tonight.4yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/Tucson
$399 for a pack of bud lights at the Venetian. Budget accordingly y’all.1yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/electricdaisycarnival
I had a photo of me posted on an incel site a while back. My inbox is now a never-ending stream of cringe.5yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/creepyPMs
Another photo of the Picacho Peak wild flowers! There's lupins everywhere as well!5yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/Tucson
While it'd be nice if they'd just painlessly fall out, that's not how this works.5yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/badwomensanatomy
Got pink roots, and orange mid lengths. I absolutely love it.4yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/FancyFollicles
I haven’t drawn in about 7 years due to severe depression. I decided to try to draw half of my favorite couple to get out of my funk.4yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/stevenuniverse
Just saw on Facebook. I can't believe people still believe in zero calorie foods.7yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/fatlogic
I dunno if it’s been posted about, but watching old episodes I realized this statue has two gems. Was fusion once permitted?5yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/stevenuniverse
While going through my old Facebook posts I found some cute comments from my ex4yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Now breeders are projecting their need for everyone to have kids onto their pets apparently.7yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/childfree
I didn't think uploading a photo with my armpits visible of all things would bring out the weirdos yet here we are.5yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/creepyPMs
Some cult recruiter started trying to save me on Instagram and when I blocked him, he somehow got ahold of my email. I'm thoroughly creeped out.4yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/creepyPMs
Having a Costco card has been nice for me and all, but I think we all know who really benefits from it.7yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/cats
One of my posts hit the front page yesterday. This is my life now.5yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/IncelTears
My good girl has been missing for two months, best dog I've ever had. ):7yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/AustralianCattleDog
Yeah, I’m sure the “fuzz” was totally fine with you threatening murder over 2 bottles of soda.6yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/thatHappened
My boyfriend couldn't find confetti at the grocery store and I couldn't be more pleased.7yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/pics
His response to me informing that Miley Cyrus is, in fact, not transgender.7yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/iamverysmart
Popped up as a sponsored post and scared the shit out of me. Apparently she sells something called “scenegence” as well.6yr ⋅ abortionlasagna ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
