I stabbed someone in the forearm with a pencil in middle school (she tickled me) and the graphite stayed in—I didn’t get her contact info 12 years ago so here’s my forearm instead

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Analyze this you buttfuck bot

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Gotta aim

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No sir, this redditor knows exactly who is responsible for this atrocious acts against an innocent AI! G*MER MOMENT!

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An outlet I found at my university

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I am becoming disenfranchised with playing premier: no matter the rank distribution, how many games I win in a row, or how well I play, every single loss causes me to lose five times more elo than I gain per win. I am hard stuck 4000, as I do not win 83%+ of my games. Anyone else have this issue?

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Is my campaign just over?

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My mom’s arm after falling on her bike. Supposedly it doesn’t hurt at all

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Apparently seeking asylum via getting a job and integrating into another society in order to provide for yourself and your family equivalent to committing genocide in order to erase an entire culture and take their land. Apparently the end goal of all minorities is clearly to get rid of white people

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I’ve been enjoying playing stardew with my gf who, unlike me, didn’t spend the first two years building nothing but fish ponds. Once my $1,000,000 roe business got us 4 candles she at least stopped roasting me

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white

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When your 64 duped ammys become scammys and all your wealth is gone

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It's been four months...

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Where is the chat button in my correspondence game?

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here come the mods

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Download Lyft for these moments friends! Apparently he stranded himself chasing a beautiful lady

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fastest calculator west of the world's edge

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Useless doorstop

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One day

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Learn to use the map or something ffs

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The world famous Trojan’s Buttcrack: enter if you dare

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me_irl

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brace yourselves, rage chicken is coming

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If you are about to resupply as driller and have over four axes, throw the extras down first and you can pick them up later (you can't hold more than 8). For when you have two satchel charges, put one at a choke point before you get the supply and you can corral a hoard to their doom.

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Left my bike lights on my bike accidentally and they got stolen immediately, just like last time. Can people stop being pieces of shit and leave me alone? I got 51-50d last year and the u lock on my $700 bike was cut while I was hospitalized. I turn off lights when I see them left on, fuck people

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Is it time for a new graphics card?

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*kerchoo*

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No title needed today

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and that's a fact! idk what to put here

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How many memes can I make before the mods get mad? Its art mom sheesh

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The scariest mask I have made

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Invest in Overly Complicated Renaissance Meme

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I just want my goddam Toga Picta

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Flip it like I flip decas

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When a red star dies sabotaging 2nd after rage leeching because you're playing wizard in his lab

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Does anyone else feel that the jungle arena is unnecessarily scuffed?

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Apparently you can get two whites in one bag

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I only ever played knight when I got Ogmur. Mistake, I died fast. Red star luck I guess

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My Part 4 tier list, with reasonings

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Me trying to figure out who enjoyed my memes

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We can dull Occam's razor together

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When some insta normie immediately tells you the caption to an abstract meme

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Hey there! I heard your pet was hungry!

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dead in new like this meme

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Why can my villager not hold a job in a 1v1 pen?

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Ban incoming. Already been called a beta cuck

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