When super indecisive yet somehow insanely picky customers ask for help with choosing an off white at the Color Wall only to hate everything you pull for them followed by long explanations as to why :’)1mo ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/sherwinwilliams
I broke my glasses earlier this month. It's been really rough without them, but I ordered a brand new pair that had the option for an engraving. Now even my glasses make Harry Potter references!7yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/harrypotter
It’s been one month since I left my boyfriend of 6 and a half years. Also my first breakup. This is how my month has been.6yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
just got a box of my old stuff, i never thought i would see these again!! today is such a good day :’)1yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/MyChemicalRomance
Some girl I went to school with became a tattoo artist and shared this masterpiece on some man's face.10yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/WTF
today i discovered Mister Soda Pops, i spent close to an hour just browsing at all the crazy sodas before grabbing these 69mo ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/Soda
I was watching Spongebob when suddenly I noticed that Rock Bottom predicted 2016.8yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/spongebob
MRW some guy on Facebook was going off about how it's a myth that women are paid less than men, and I just kept correcting him and his grammar until he got so mad that he called me names and blocked me.8yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Washed all of my bras and hung them to dry. My laundry room became a room full of booby traps7yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/bigboobproblems
Winston makes leaving for work every morning almost impossible7yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/CatsInBusinessAttire
Some lady's husband, who is not a tattoo artist, tattooed this on her leg.8yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/badtattoos
My baby will finally be a year old in three weeks! Kittens grow up way too fast.9yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/cats
MFW I'm at work as a cashier, and a larger lady takes soggy dollar bills out of her bra to pay with.10yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My uncle works for British Airways and ran into Emma Watson. He told her that I'm a huge Harry Potter fan, so she signed her plane ticket and told my uncle to send it to me!12yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/EmmaWatson
Rodger Bumpass, the voice of Squidward, was arrested today for driving drunk.8yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/spongebob
What I thought of when Dr. Will asked the jury who was there because of Vanessa9yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/BigBrother
I have decided to use the golden power of veto on myself. It was delicious.8yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/BigBrother
The Last Supper. Myrtle even sacrificed herself for the coven.11yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/AmericanHorrorStory
My favorite character way back in season 1. It's so weird seeing him without eyebrows!11yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/southpark
She knows that she's not supposed to play with the cat toys because she destroys them, but she's just too awkwardly adorable to be mad at.11yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/aww
No matter how many times I see this episode, this part always makes me laugh!10yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/spongebob
Went to Painting with a Twist last night. Painted this instead of the group photo. Art critics say it belongs in the trash.7yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/spongebob
Well no wonder Flats wanted to kick Spongebob's butt. I guess he held a grudge since season 1.11yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/spongebob
I loved this episode because it really shows you how much has really changed since the pilot episode.11yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/familyguy
I was rewatching old episodes of The Simpsons, but was only reminded of AHS. Simpsons did it!10yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/AmericanHorrorStory
Winston stole the dog's bed, then decided to sit like this while staring at her.9yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/TuxedoCats
I posted this a while back during season 1 after seeing the prison's Christmas special. When they mentioned Red looking like Heat Miser this season, I definitely agreed!10yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/orangeisthenewblack
My boyfriend and decided to build a vape stand over the last couple weekends. Here's how it turned out! It holds 20 tanks/RDA, 6 batteries, a 4 bay charger, and has two slots for holding box mods upright.8yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/VapePorn
Chris looks like Quagmire, Meg looks like a lima bean, and Stewie is just a line.11yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/familyguy
A notification I got after not playing The Quest for Stuff for over a week.10yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/familyguy
My very first big purchase as an adult! I'm already in love. My new 2009 impreza hatchback7yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/subaru
French vanilla cupcakes with a vanilla and almond cream cheese icing. And cupcake papers I lost back in December!8yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/Baking
MRW I landed a job that is FINALLY not in retail and pays much more than what I'm currently making!10yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Waited a good 15 seconds for one of these to cross the road last night [7].12yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/trees
I have this book of Grimm Fairy Tales, and apparently this is what they thought of Jews.12yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/WTF
My cat always lays with his head flat on the ground, and has his little arms out to the side with his paws curled underneath.10yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/cats
I've been rewatching some old episodes, and this scene always gets me.11yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/breakingbad
I work at Michaels, and this came into our frameshop today. Cole Hamels' opening day gear.11yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/phillies
If we dont treat the Internet with the RESPECT...that it deserves, it could one day be gone forever.11yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/southpark
I came home from work last night and found that my 10 year old cat had passed. This has been me all day.10yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Back in high school, every senior who took art classes had to set up their own little show. Most people typed their nametags, but I wrote mine.11yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/PenmanshipPorn
I like to think that my Marvolo Gaunt ring turns my finger black because it's cursed like the real thing, and not because it's cheap.12yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/harrypotter
That fat girl, the big nose kid, the midget, and the kid with pock marks on his face.11yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/southpark
The world's most expensive dog, a red Tibetan Mastiff, can be yours for only $1.5 million.12yr ⋅ Abbnostic ⋅ r/aww
