Marge, I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats...6yr ⋅ aarfy_aardvark ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Bart! I need to get your fingerprints on a candlestick. Meet me in the conservatory, chop-chop. Don't worry... everything's gonna be aaaaaaaaaalright.7yr ⋅ aarfy_aardvark ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, I'm afraid these one-off character shitposts go far beyond Eugene and Rusty...6yr ⋅ aarfy_aardvark ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Put 5000 bucks on the Lakers, hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator, my house is dirty buy me a clean one...7yr ⋅ aarfy_aardvark ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Springfield cops are on the take, but what do you expect for the money we make? Whether in a car or on a horse, we don't mind using excessive force! Bad Cops, Bad Cops.... Bad Cops, Bad Cops...6yr ⋅ aarfy_aardvark ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
