A plan for the wall.
I don't get it. But I kinda like it.
WCGW if I take this turn too fast?
Checkmate, parking guy.
I'm only a comedian...
Trump on Florida
Is this bible verse a metaphor?
Ladies love a kosher pickle.
Fox News is the voice of the working man.
Swordfish and sea turtle.
A friendly reminder
Outspoken transphobe Alex Jones accidentally revealed a tab on his phone open to...you guessed it!...transexual porn.
Might be on to something here...
Talking to Trump supporters on reddit
Nothing like breaking up a circle-jerk.
MRW the White House suggests that Trump doesn't need to be investigated because he hasn't admitted to any wrongdoing.
Just a taste on the way by...
This Tweet is now over a year old. 2018 is looking bleak.
Somehow needed to be said, lol
I used advanced computer modeling to predict with 97% certainty what Tomi Lahren will look like in 20 years.
My $20 pedal board and second-hand pedals. How am I doing?
The NFL is pretty chill...
I just came this close to winning my first game on Deity. IDK whether to laugh or cry...
Cost of a day in the hospital by country
Paying More for Basic Health is the American Dream
What a cute elephant!
He may consume Monster energy drinks 24/7 but he knows what's up.
Say it louder for the people on the right!
Gun Rights Rally
Always be prepared.
Probably my best combo haul from a single stop in over 25 years of thrifting...
I'm the guy who lost a game by two turns on deity a couple of weeks back; it would have been my first win at that level. Today, this happened!
David Bowie waiting for Freddy Mercury to finish his part in 'Under Pressure'.
Just going for a little bike ride.
I don't like it.
Millennials aren’t killing corporations, the corporations are killing themselves.
Death to an atheist (with a twist).
Talking to Trump supporters on reddit:
That is an apt analogy, sir.
(Yes, I know Jesus didn't actually look like this...)
Socialism always fails.
It's not adding up. What else is new?...
MRW I'm a sensei who has a day job as a TSA agent [x-post from r/shittyreactiongifs]
Mueller's list of names
Data_IRL: Urinal splash as a function of height and distance
It's Canadian Thanksgiving. I've eaten most of one of these in the past 12 hours. And the dinner isn't even until tonight...
What goes around comes around.
On faith and mountains.
Kneeling during the anthem disrespts the flag -- the residents of 225 Whatever St., probably.
Jesus will be resurrected (as a post-consumer waste paper product...)
I think you have to pick either one or the other there, Jeebus.
These people consider themselves genetically superior...
Snow knows highways.
Soooo, you could say we're in a heat wave right now.
A truck rolling coal on a cyclist in Utah
MRW I'm a male black widow spider
If Jesus died...
What to do, what to do?...
On faith and mountains
If you're not watching Duck Dynasty, you're missing out on some good shit!
So my mom said she was shipping me out an advent calendar...was not expecting this!