Yeah definitely more financially detrimental but at least they can finish out the fight1yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
Titter mockingly at the rube who said he enjoyed the with his fucking mouth3yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
mechanically bad AND the name sounds like it's from a 10 year old's creative writing project? where do I sign up?1yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
I play 2 other systems and I made a 3rd so it's not the only one I play, I just don't need another one in the same style1yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
I'll be honest I have no idea what's going on here but it's been basically microwaved1yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/MoldyMemes
When the forever dm goes on vacation and another player fills in for the week4yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
Did you know that Jack of all trades effects Counterspell, dispel magic, and innitiative rolls?3yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
it's been a dumb argument since it started 5 years ago can we go back to snitties or werewolf paratroopers or something?1yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
All fun and games until they tell you that the accident actually was your fault2mo ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
I was running around out of bounds. Any idea what this is? Reminds me of something from oblivion1yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/skyrim
I ended up just telling him he could get modify memory as an extra spell once he got to 9th level.3yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
And that day they learned a very important lesson in reading all the details1yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
I actually think the sun deals bludgeoning, force, lightning, and acid in addition to radiant1yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
play whatever alignment you want but freelance execution is at very least chaotic1yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
It was about now that the BBEG had the idea of becoming a paladin and stopping this evil spreading across the world.3yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
You and your pet crawdad can play how you want but throwing a werewolf at a rock should not hurt it is throwing a rock at a werewolf doesn't6mo ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
Yes, in the one fight In this session, against 4 goblins and a larger than average rat, you gained enough xp to level up.3yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
I don't always optimize my characters, but when I do, it's because I wanted to and I really don't need any other reason to.3yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
You get some terrifying monsters when the dm understands how predators actually work3yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
What do you mean people still make fun of rangers? We made gloom stalker. It's a viable class now.3yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
It not unfair, you just chose to play a rogue. Sorry you can't literally turn invisible3yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
a rogue's hit and run tactics rely on cunning action more than a monk's crowd control tactics rely on step of the wind and patient defense. also increased movement speed means a bonus action dash is needed less often1yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
I'm not asking for much just at least start at 25 damage when charging3mo ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/Overwatch_Memes
But rallying death threats towards minority groups shouldn't make people mad at me!!?!!!?11!@11!!2mo ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/LeopardsAteMyFace
At very least an invocation for each patron. We can get rid of eldritch spear, right? Replace it with like patron's touch or something? It would be great.3yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
I will accept any nerf to druids if I can have a dual sickle wielding wildfire druid1yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
One of my players now has a cursed bag of holding that replaces random nonmagical items with potatoes4yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
Fun way to mess with players who willingly go into the water for some reason3yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
If that thing tips, mountain dew won't be the only thing to be spilled tonight1yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
it was invented for that general reason, just for farmers not miners1yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
people are already complaining that they're going to need to pay for the book1yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
let's play r/custommagic card or is arena just on crack1yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
I would prefer you keep the goblin's teeth attached, but I guess you did your job...3yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
Yes. This half of the kobold is most likely dead as well, though you can't be sure.3yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
I mean it says you decide if you do or not but just going by the fact that they are martial weapons1yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
Haha Nooo, you can't just turn me into a crc 1/4 monster for 24 hours 😳4yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
I have actually used the Sims to make character concept images before3yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
Hobbies include human trafficking and chewing through rebar6mo ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/baldursgatememes
Normally not one to judge but he is literally complaining that star wars is producing too many things to be consumed by the masses 2mo ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/Consoom
Buying a pet can be a dangerous move. Killing one can be a fatal mistake.3yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
do I think they'll come back? no I just want to make sure they fully know the situation1yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
making the quick tiramisu. surprisingly easy but still a lot of work1yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/bingingwithbabish
I imagine yugoloths are pretty good about cleaning up after themselves1yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
the much easier to swallow pill is that you can rule it however you want or just play the class as is cause I'm the only one I have heard have this issue1yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
I don't always follow the rules, but when I do, it's because you can't nat20 physics away.4yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
I made Chicago style pizza. Sorry I couldn't get a cheese stretch, we ate it before I thought to get one.4yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/bingingwithbabish
not being able to roll lower than a 10 on your lockpicking is too op why would I even have locks anymore meanwhile wizards casting knock at level 31yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
thank you, for telling me where to find magic item crafting rules so we didn't need to deal with me improvising that1yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
When you didn't prepare silence, it's the only way to get the bard to shut up3yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
if anything I think the fact that this keeps happening means that fun characters can be powerful2yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
neither is strictly better at stealth, rangers can get higher rolls but rogues benefit more from being hidden1yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
if you don't call them strength and charisma out loud I don't trust you2yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/dndmemes
I know the translation is a nightmare with cleave cards but1yr ⋅ A_Salty_Cellist ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
