MRW I get her to watch Midsommar

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Wait a second. Aren't you Stan's little friend? Yeah. You're the one who always plugs up the toilet at our house.

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Whenever I have a day off for a national holiday. Every time.

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Oh Everton. You poor, naive little soul.

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Media team got no chill.

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Our Boy looking ready to bring the pain. 🌶️

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Kent Brockman: “If you have the fever, there’s only one cure: take two tickets and see the game Sunday morning.” **Warning, tickets should not be taken internally.**

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I'd like to report a murder.

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Rachel: They-they don’t have a marriage license, they don’t have any witnesses, and the groom only has on one shoe! Bobby: Yeah, he took the other one off and hit me with it.

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Martin 'Cold as Ice' Ødegaard

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Klopp is really starting to get on my tits.

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Battlefield logic

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After years of disappointment with get-rich-quick schemes, I just know I'm gonna get rich with this scheme! And quick!

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Images of the Decade: Welbeck's last minute headed winner puts Leicester's title-winning hopes at risk.

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I'm going to have to put you on howl-d.

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Is yours Gold though? #OneWenger

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Hits you right in the feels.

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They're back!

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In episode 3F01 Bart shows the Flanders Itchy & Scratchy for the first time, yet in episode 9F03, Ned and Todd are clearly seen in the queue for the movie. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic universe or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

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I have my suspicions.

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Feels good, doesn't it?

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Throwback to when Gabriel tried to terminate Hector's contract

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Oh no! It's John Wilkes Booth!

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This can’t be right. This man has a 104% body fat. Hey, no eating in the tank!

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Dirty trick. I won't kill you. But I'll tell you three things that will haunt you forever. You've ruined me, you've crippled your family and baldness is hereditary!

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You've all done it once.

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Was looking at old ArmA titles, and ngl - this made me laugh pretty hard

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Roll in at 9, punch out at 5.

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I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.

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My Tinder experience in a nutshell.

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I've done it, Kevin. I've successfully gene spliced this chipmunk with a piece of provolone cheese.

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Ow. What the hell are you doing, Cartman?! I'm killing you. But unfortunately I could only afford a wiffle ball bat, so it's gonna take a while

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I'm genuinely over the moon!

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Divine

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Still my favourite Welbz pic.

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Oh, everyone knows the sleeping beauty, that's old. Is it? Yeah! My mate's brother invented it

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Excuse us, Rabbi Krustofsky? Oh, what can I do for you, my young friend?

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Ow! My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of............ Malk?

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YOU WANT EXCITEMENT?! SHOVE THIS UP YOUR STOCKING!!

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How much does it pay? 30 bucks a week *pfffft!* I make more than that

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What Effect?

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The image that made me register.

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Well, I'm flunking math. And the other day I was a little attracted to Milhouse.

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A truck truck..... truck

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The last peanut, overflowing with the juices of your departed brothers.

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She's the queen of the harpies! Queen of the harpies! Here's your crown, Your Majesty.

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Lisa, stop the racket. I'm trying to fix your mother's camera.

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Things just got awkward.

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Any ideas where this one is from?

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Iliza Shlesinger

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McBain.

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He's been down in that icy water for hours. How can the lad survive such brutal punishment?

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Hey, Dolph, take a memo on your Newton: Beat up Martin.

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Ozil is love. Ozil is life.

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Authorities say the phoney Pope can be recognised by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.

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On the subject of guns to bring back, allow me to present my case.

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Something I've noticed about Far Cry 3 and Tomb Raider

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Did they get you on the old 'No DJing in the toilets' rule? Nazis!

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Ross: You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults *and Joey* can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called 'a globe?' Hmm? Chandler: Uh, Magellan? You got 46 states.

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Fight you!

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It was like finding a winning lottery ticket. Unfortunately, I was on a mission :(

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You could not be more wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful.

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They have no clues and they wanna get warmer // But Hector won't turn informer

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Moe, gimme a beer quick. I've got five minutes before the music store closes. Why don't you just go there first? Hey, I don't tell you how to do *your* job. Sorry, Homer. You know, if you tip the glass, you won't get so much foam on top. Sorry, Homer.

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This 'Enter' key.

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Android's Facebook Thanksgiving photo looks like a Canadian sing-song.

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4 out of 5, Simpson. Impressive. But you missed your last target.

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TOW The Videotape.

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Mods, please make this the side bar pic.

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You know what, I think I'm good right here.

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Recluse is back baby!

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Alright, Fatty. Out of the pipe!

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Boss

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Never once to mince his words.

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I'm discombobulated! Give me a calmative!

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My game temporarily froze and gave me an awesome wallpaper. You guys can have it too.

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You're selling what, now? I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.

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For God sakes, man, use an open-faced club. The sand wedge.

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Ah, good evening Zohar the Adulterer. My wife sends her warmest regards.

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Moe's Tavern....Hold on, I'll check. Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

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Never assume your safety.

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Lisa! Quit getting in the way of your wealthy brother's peas!

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Don't you hate pants?

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Not sure if this one has been spotted yet. Down the alleyway West of Toxic Alley CP.

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Hey, I don't remember saying that.

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The first true love. You carried me through the most testing of times and never broke a sweat.

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This was made for this sub.

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Hey. Y'know with that goatee you kinda look like Satan.

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I'm back to level 2, and looking good. Wish me luck!

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This is a new one on me (2560x1440)

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You can't have fun in bed. - Oh, son, when you're older, you'll know better.

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Good Guy Toothpaste

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Ned, did you clip Ann Landers today? Ann Landers is a boring, old biddy.

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School is cruel.

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Can't believe it's not on here yet. So Happy Birthday to Mathieu Debuchy!

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But Daaaaaaaaad!

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He's at it again.

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And as you can see, the unique dents in my invention perfectly match the contours of the human vertebrains.

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*Eat the puddingEat the puddingEat the puddingEat the puddingEat the puddingEat the puddingEat the puddingEat the pudding*

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I tried not to laugh, but I couldn't help it.

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When a round has plenty of tickets left in the browser, but your game finally loads into the end of round screen.

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[MAAADD] We need ping caps. There's no excuses.

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Now, I'm going to burn this donut to show you how many calories it has.

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That woman, she's so captivating. Smithers, my heart's pounding like a jackhammer!

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I should be resisting this, but I'm paralysed with rage..... and island rhythms.

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When I say 'put your beer on a coaster', I mean it!

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Duffman... is thrusting... in the direction of the problem!

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“Why don’t you invite him over for dinner? Turn him from an enemy into a friend. Then, when he’s not expecting it – bam! – the old fork in the eye.”

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Now you can do whatever you want. But don't mess up the house.

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If you do this, fuck you.

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We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it 'The Good Morning Burger'

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TTS loadscreen for any of you interested. Obviously wouldn't login as much as I wished it would.

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Ned Flanders is in trouble?!!

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Good evening, Zohar the Adulterer. My wife sends her warmest regards.

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Life choices are hard

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Massive, can we get some kind of drum mag for SMGs?

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Way to breathe, no breath

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I appreciate you adding it, but why bother if that's all you're going to add?

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I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

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Hunt: Showdown cover could be easily mistaken for John & Sadie.

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Is it just me or does it say 16:68?

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I work hard for the money, so hard for the money. Oh and something something money, come on give me lots of honey.

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With the current situation, watching this almost brings a (good) tear to my eye.

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But Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet. Look at him, he's gonna do something, and you know it's gonna be good

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S is for Shiksa! S...H...I... mmm I think there is a T in there...Bahhh, look it up!

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Joined a random Casual while waiting for a friend. Went straight onto drones to help.... greeted by this harrowing image.

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Oh, no! John Wilkes Booth!

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You know when you get the feeling you're being watched......

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I didn't burn down the school. It was the butterfly, I tell you, the butterfly!

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I'll be back in a minute. I'm... going outside... to.... stalk..... Lenny and Carl.

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Avert your eyes children. He may take on other forms!

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Yeahyeahyeah, push the button. Got it.

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Did you bring the pre-whacked snakes?

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I don't believe I've seen this one before.

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I've lost all feeling in the left side of my body.

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So I says; Yeah? You want that money? Come and find it! 'Cause I don't know where it is, ya baloney! You... make me... wanna... wretch...

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I had no idea I needed this, until it was given to me. <3

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I shouldn't have taken as long as I did on this.

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Gonna use oil-based paint, cos this wood is pine.

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Hey Moe, do you wanna smell my flower?

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Gunther, what happened?! I shall get the medi-- Jazzhands! Oh Gunther, you are such crazy man!

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Oh look, this is really cool; when you hit reverse, I can make them go back in.

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I know it may not mean much to most of you; but a determined weekend of hard work finally paid off.

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Fair enough.

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“Bart, take a letter. Dear Mr. Burns, I’m so glad you enjoyed my son’s blood, and your card was just great.”

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Went outside and Jimmy..... well Jimmy is just stood still, holding up traffic.

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