Whenever I have a day off for a national holiday. Every time.
Media team got no chill.
Kent Brockman: “If you have the fever, there’s only one cure: take two tickets and see the game Sunday morning.” **Warning, tickets should not be taken internally.**
After years of disappointment with get-rich-quick schemes, I just know I'm gonna get rich with this scheme! And quick!
Images of the Decade: Welbeck's last minute headed winner puts Leicester's title-winning hopes at risk.
Is yours Gold though? #OneWenger
I'm going to have to put you on howl-d.
In episode 3F01 Bart shows the Flanders Itchy & Scratchy for the first time, yet in episode 9F03, Ned and Todd are clearly seen in the queue for the movie. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic universe or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
You've all done it once.
This can’t be right. This man has a 104% body fat. Hey, no eating in the tank!
Roll in at 9, punch out at 5.
I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.
My Tinder experience in a nutshell.
I've done it, Kevin. I've successfully gene spliced this chipmunk with a piece of provolone cheese.
I'm genuinely over the moon!
Still my favourite Welbz pic.
Ow. What the hell are you doing, Cartman?! I'm killing you. But unfortunately I could only afford a wiffle ball bat, so it's gonna take a while
Excuse us, Rabbi Krustofsky? Oh, what can I do for you, my young friend?
Alright, alright! Young man, since you broke Grampa's teeth, he gets to break yours.
Ow! My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of............ Malk?
YOU WANT EXCITEMENT?! SHOVE THIS UP YOUR STOCKING!!
How much does it pay? 30 bucks a week *pfffft!* I make more than that
The image that made me register.
Well, I'm flunking math. And the other day I was a little attracted to Milhouse.
A truck truck..... truck
The last peanut, overflowing with the juices of your departed brothers.
She's the queen of the harpies! Queen of the harpies! Here's your crown, Your Majesty.
Lisa, stop the racket. I'm trying to fix your mother's camera.
Things just got awkward.
Any ideas where this one is from?
He's been down in that icy water for hours. How can the lad survive such brutal punishment?
Özil is love. Özil is life.
Authorities say the phoney Pope can be recognised by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.
Something I've noticed about Far Cry 3 and Tomb Raider
On the subject of guns to bring back, allow me to present my case.
Hey, Dolph, take a memo on your Newton: Beat up Martin.
Marge... where's that... metal dealy... you use to... dig... food?
Ross: You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults *and Joey* can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called 'a globe?' Hmm? Chandler: Uh, Magellan? You got 46 states.
It was like finding a winning lottery ticket. Unfortunately, I was on a mission :(
You could not be more wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful.
They have no clues and they wanna get warmer // But Hector won't turn informer
Moe, gimme a beer quick. I've got five minutes before the music store closes. Why don't you just go there first? Hey, I don't tell you how to do *your* job. Sorry, Homer. You know, if you tip the glass, you won't get so much foam on top. Sorry, Homer.
This 'Enter' key.
Android's Facebook Thanksgiving photo looks like a Canadian sing-song.
4 out of 5, Simpson. Impressive. But you missed your last target.
TOW The Videotape.
Mods, please make this the side bar pic.
You know what, I think I'm good right here.
Never once to mince his words.
My game temporarily froze and gave me an awesome wallpaper. You guys can have it too.
For God sakes, man, use an open-faced club. The sand wedge.
I'm discombobulated! Give me a calmative!
You're selling what, now? I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
Ah, good evening Zohar the Adulterer. My wife sends her warmest regards.
Moe's Tavern....Hold on, I'll check. Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
Never assume your safety.
Lisa! Quit getting in the way of your wealthy brother's peas!
Don't you hate pants?
Hey, I don't remember saying that.
This was made for this sub.
Not sure if this one has been spotted yet. Down the alleyway West of Toxic Alley CP.
Hey. Y'know with that goatee you kinda look like Satan.
I'm back to level 2, and looking good. Wish me luck!
This is a new one on me (2560x1440)
You can't have fun in bed. - Oh, son, when you're older, you'll know better.
Good Guy Toothpaste
Ned, did you clip Ann Landers today? Ann Landers is a boring, old biddy.
School is cruel.
Can't believe it's not on here yet. So Happy Birthday to Mathieu Debuchy!
He's at it again.
And as you can see, the unique dents in my invention perfectly match the contours of the human vertebrains.
*Eat the puddingEat the puddingEat the puddingEat the puddingEat the puddingEat the puddingEat the puddingEat the pudding*
I tried not to laugh, but I couldn't help it.
When a round has plenty of tickets left in the browser, but your game finally loads into the end of round screen.
[MAAADD] We need ping caps. There's no excuses.
Now, I'm going to burn this donut to show you how many calories it has.
That woman, she's so captivating. Smithers, my heart's pounding like a jackhammer!
I should be resisting this, but I'm paralysed with rage..... and island rhythms.
When I say 'put your beer on a coaster', I mean it!
Duffman... is thrusting... in the direction of the problem!
“Why don’t you invite him over for dinner? Turn him from an enemy into a friend. Then, when he’s not expecting it – bam! – the old fork in the eye.”
Now you can do whatever you want. But don't mess up the house.
If you do this, fuck you.
We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it 'The Good Morning Burger'
TTS loadscreen for any of you interested. Obviously wouldn't login as much as I wished it would.
Ned Flanders is in trouble?!!
Good evening, Zohar the Adulterer. My wife sends her warmest regards.
Life choices are hard
Way to breathe, no breath
I appreciate you adding it, but why bother if that's all you're going to add?
Is it just me or does it say 16:68?
I work hard for the money, so hard for the money. Oh and something something money, come on give me lots of honey.
With the current situation, watching this almost brings a (good) tear to my eye.
But Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet. Look at him, he's gonna do something, and you know it's gonna be good
S is for Shiksa! S...H...I... mmm I think there is a T in there...Bahhh, look it up!
Joined a random Casual while waiting for a friend. Went straight onto drones to help.... greeted by this harrowing image.
Oh, no! John Wilkes Booth!
You know when you get the feeling you're being watched......
I didn't burn down the school. It was the butterfly, I tell you, the butterfly!
I'll be back in a minute. I'm... going outside... to.... stalk..... Lenny and Carl.
Avert your eyes children. He may take on other forms!
Yeahyeahyeah, push the button. Got it.
I don't believe I've seen this one before.
I've lost all feeling in the left side of my body.
So I says; Yeah? You want that money? Come and find it! 'Cause I don't know where it is, ya baloney! You... make me... wanna... wretch...
I had no idea I needed this, until it was given to me. <3
Gonna use oil-based paint, cos this wood is pine.
Hey Moe, do you wanna smell my flower?
Did you bring the pre-whacked snakes?
Gunther, what happened?! I shall get the medi-- Jazzhands! Oh Gunther, you are such crazy man!
Oh look, this is really cool; when you hit reverse, I can make them go back in.
I know it may not mean much to most of you; but a determined weekend of hard work finally paid off.
“Bart, take a letter. Dear Mr. Burns, I’m so glad you enjoyed my son’s blood, and your card was just great.”
Went outside and Jimmy..... well Jimmy is just stood still, holding up traffic.
Oh, no! Bette Midler!
No one must know I dropped my glasses in the toilet. Not I, the man who drafted the Paris Peace Accords.
See that, boy? Why aren't you making any business deals?
Aaaaaaaaaagh! He's got a board with a nail in it!
Those are supposed to be baggy pants. BAGGY!
Waited for the rain to die down in a cafe for a few hours. And the next thing I know, Nick is doing this:
Whatever happened to this? It was great in GTA IV.
Hey baby! Remember me?
Hey, my dad may have gained a little weight, but he's not some food crazed maniac!
Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and... Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!
MRW I comment and the user below me upvotes and says that's what they were going to put. (x-post due to Mod request to post here)
AAGGHH!! UUUGGHH!!! NEEEEERDSSSS!!
That's it, I'm outta here!
Common sense is ironically uncommon.
Nothing for me today, *I've* got a class to teach!
This job sure is easy. Now to press this button.
My air freshener looks like a Skyrim potion.
heheheh, I don't need her at all any more
Oh, wait a minute. This isn't the Monster-Ometer. It's the Frog Exaggerator! Oy.
Quoth the Raven. Eat my shorts!
I'm 30, but this still hits home pretty hard.
Well, I got him as good as he got me!
All I see are cartoon eyes. [ .][ .]
Every day, I have to see this fire alarm installed 90° clockwise.