A solid science haul from my first tour of the Joolian system10yr ⋅ a_flaky_croissant ⋅ r/KerbalSpaceProgram
We're going to the Highway Nine Bird Sanctuary. I understand they've installed a new birdfeeder this year.14yr ⋅ a_flaky_croissant ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called City Fathers who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?14yr ⋅ a_flaky_croissant ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
OK, here's what we've got: the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.14yr ⋅ a_flaky_croissant ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Maybe the drawings were a little crude, but all the characters were there14yr ⋅ a_flaky_croissant ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm a big four-eyed lame-o, and I wear the same stupid sweater every day and -- The Springfield River!14yr ⋅ a_flaky_croissant ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
These bloody things are everywhere. They're in the lift, in the lorry, in the bond wizard, and all over the malonga gilderchuck!14yr ⋅ a_flaky_croissant ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.14yr ⋅ a_flaky_croissant ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Like one time, we were having this race with the stupid old timey bicycle with the big wheel in front, so I figure, We'll see about that! So I get this big chunk of cinderblock, and-14yr ⋅ a_flaky_croissant ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
